It's kind of unbelievable, really, but it's on the internet so I just know it's true. What do you think? Is it real or fake? Funny, fortuitous or flat-out disgusting? And if you are of the funny/fortuitous club and have the finances, I would like just $100,000. I mean, I'll take a cool $mil if that's what you want, but really I just need $100,000. So you should probably give me $200,000 seeing as how I'd have to pay 50% in taxes. Baby needs a new pair of shoes. And a house. Donate button's pretty rusty there in the right-hand column. Give to charity. Or don't. Go buy $200,000 worth of Cool Ranch Doritos, whatever, it's your money. I'm just saying I'll take it if you want to give it. (I just happen to suck at asking.)
Happy Monday,
S
2 comments:
seriously that's all it takes? cuz the two of us are SO much cuter than that dweeb and we could do some serious shopping damage [and great charity] with it.
just sayin'
Ugh. The unnecessary lip-licking at the 41 second mark officially launched him into Grody Land for me. So irritating that he gets a million to buy some over-compensating sports car and (hopefully) some veneers when I would totally use that money for good. I'm not just saying that. I really really would. Okay, I might buy myself a tiny little Louis Vuitton.. but the rest would TOTALLY go to charity. Pinky swear.
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