In somewhat related news, Zoey has informed me that she is only shy with people who have nipples on their faces. Which I totally get--I would be shy, too, if someone with aureola eyes said hello to me, but I have yet to meet such a person and quite frankly would have no idea where to look. (At their chest?) Anyway, to make a long story short, it turns out Zoey meant to say that she is only shy with people who have pimples on their faces, which sucks for me seeing as how I am broken out. In other words, if a=b and b=c then a=c and I have nipples on my face which totally opens the door to me sporting pig snouts where my breasts should be, no?
Anyway, I have illustrated what this may look like only these are not my boobs. No, mine are far saggier, i.e. my pig noses are busy sniffing out truffles.
Happy Friday (I'll be the one taking Excedrin PM).xo,
S
7 comments:
You Crack me UP!
PS I'm really glad we don't have nipples on our faces.
please don't ever stop writing this blog.
haha, sniffing truffles. love it!
I'm fairly certain that in some convoluted way, this is a karmic payback thing going back to your bobbling my sagging, sac-like breasts with your hands while singing in your sweet 4 yo little voice, "Weebles Wobble But They Don't Fall Down!" as I bent over at night to kiss you and tuck you in bed. Or not....And I totally get Zoey's reluctance to shout it out for people with nipples on their faces. I am much the same way.
Love You-Even IF You Develope Pig-Snouted, Truffle-Snuffling Boobs!
Mom
that image may haunt me for the rest of my days. i'm gonna start callin peeps who are a-holes "hey aerola face! what's it to ya!?"
Did you really make that image? Bravo!
hehe.
truffles.
is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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