Always here to tell you 'bout a new disease, a car accident or killer bees! Happy New Years, dearest Reader. Seriously, if you drink, don't drive & if you drive, don't close your eyes. Stay safe & we'll meet back here tomorrow (I'll cook up some bacon and butter the english muffins for your hangover.)
will you cook the bacon IN the butter? i can pretty much guarantee i won't be hungover tomorrow (which is how i spent 99 percent of new year's days up until i procreated) but i will pretend i am if that means i'm allowed to eat extra butter and fat and salt. xoxo
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
AULD LANG SYNE and all that jazz.
xoxo
will you cook the bacon IN the butter? i can pretty much guarantee i won't be hungover tomorrow (which is how i spent 99 percent of new year's days up until i procreated) but i will pretend i am if that means i'm allowed to eat extra butter and fat and salt.
xoxo
Wow, that video is horribly real and definitely makes it's point
I forgot to say happy new year after all that!
Happy New Year to you also. What time is breakfast? I want to make sure I don't miss the bacon fried in the butter.
Happy New Year to you too! I'll be there for breakfast! :)
for realz. fuck. jesus. fuck. i mean. fuck.
Happy New Year, love.
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I’m just saying …
Um, that video was awful. Truly.
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