Aha! I knew it. Behold: the very reason I check behind my shower curtain first thing when I get home at the end of the day...
Honestly I don't know if this is a scam or not, but I do know this: right now there are microscopic mites living in your eyelashes, chomping away at secretions and dead skin debris, one adult capable of laying 25 eggs inside just one hair follicle. IN YOUR MOTHEREFFING EYE. You're thinking about them now, aren't you? Those itty bitty creepers with their fat stump legs and mouths like sharp-needled hoovers. So really? Is it so far-fetched to think someone might be living in my pantry?