Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Tuesday: Its Only Identity That of Trash Night & the Day of See You Next...

You had to see this one coming...
It's Tuesday and I'm sick of myself. Sick of wet cars and no cars, bills, buses, birthday parties, my kitchen lined with ants. God, remember Adam Ant? My friend's older sister had his posters all over her room; my parents went to Hawaii for a week when I was in the 7th grade and left me there. My friend and I spent seven nights making prank calls, her mom had a mirror on her bedside table criss-crossed in white powder and her sister had Adam Ant on her walls. It all felt slightly sad and cooler than I would ever be. When my mom got back she gave me a bottle of pikake, the smell of which still makes me want to strip and cover up all at the very same time.


That's what Tuesday is, full of nothing really. But this. And that. Here: apparently American Apparel is having an open casting for Ass Models to be the new "face" of their brand. Honestly the only thing holding me back from entering the competition is good lighting and the fact that my ass is flat and a touch wide. White, yes, it's white, too, plus I think I have a subcutaneous cyst from sitting at a computer all day long. Still, it's fun to peruse the entries that aren't getting any votes and make supportive comments. Like this guy, under his photo I wrote: red is totally your color!

I don't know. Happy Tuesday.
xo,
S

8 comments:

Duel Living said...

Did red underwear guy shave only one ass cheek? Talk about "putting your best face forward".

Richie Designs said...

loved Adam Ant.

there's a young girl that works at my local trader joes who started putting a couple of lines on her cheek bone. One day at the register I said I like your make up it reminds me of adam ant. she said that's what I was going for!

ahhh youth!

Cindy said...

Everything about this post made me laugh. I needed to cheer up after getting caught up on the situation in Haiti where a friend of a friend is still lost in the rubble.

I remember at church camp some speaker told us that Adam Ant was a bad influence because his name was really "adamant." LOL!

After looking at the hiney website, I sure do miss my formerly awesome ass!! Oh, what pregnancy stretchmarks, cellulite, and a desk job can do to a girl...

xo

Simply Mel said...

It always feels good to support the 'under dog'!

Sarah - La Jeune Marie said...

Wow. Hottie in the red underpants! Watch out!

ZDub said...

*fist pump*

I love your top.

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beachbungalow8 said...

i think they could open their market up to a whole new buyer if they did a campaign involving 30+ moms shot by terry richardson. no more strippers, bring on the flat asses.