You had to see this one coming...
It's Tuesday and I'm sick of myself. Sick of wet cars and no cars, bills, buses, birthday parties, my kitchen lined with ants. God, remember Adam Ant? My friend's older sister had his posters all over her room; my parents went to Hawaii for a week when I was in the 7th grade and left me there. My friend and I spent seven nights making prank calls, her mom had a mirror on her bedside table criss-crossed in white powder and her sister had Adam Ant on her walls. It all felt slightly sad and cooler than I would ever be. When my mom got back she gave me a bottle of pikake, the smell of which still makes me want to strip and cover up all at the very same time.
That's what Tuesday is, full of nothing really. But this. And that. Here: apparently American Apparel is having an open casting for Ass Models to be the new "face" of their brand. Honestly the only thing holding me back from entering the competition is good lighting and the fact that my ass is flat and a touch wide. White, yes, it's white, too, plus I think I have a subcutaneous cyst from sitting at a computer all day long. Still, it's fun to peruse the entries that aren't getting any votes and make supportive comments. Like this guy, under his photo I wrote: red is totally your color!
I don't know. Happy Tuesday.