Is it weird that I kind of want this Fun Fact to be true? I mean, not really, but a little? So I can blurt it out in lieu of small talk? I don't know, yes. That's fucked up.
I'm fucked up. Anyway, I posted a story over on Medium today. Pretty please come visit me over there.
xo,
S
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Hang on, I have one, uh, the average American sweats..no, um, a potato chip contains....hang on, it's coming to me.... anyway, I loved your story (Happy emotiji )
I also told my wife a while back that if somebody told me "Eat shit once a day for a year, then your MS will be cured!", I would do it. Thankfully, there was another option.
Hi, I'm Susannah and I love shiny things, swimming, the smell of fresh cut grass, orange blossoms and horse shit. The feel of my children's eyelashes on my cheek is a live virus that grows in me, multiplies and sustains. I will never understand Amish Friendship Bread.
I write for love but money works, too. Email me for more info, or just to say hello.
susannah.ink@gmail.com
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Hang on, I have one, uh, the average American sweats..no, um, a potato chip contains....hang on, it's coming to me.... anyway, I loved your story (Happy emotiji )
I also told my wife a while back that if somebody told me "Eat shit once a day for a year, then your MS will be cured!", I would do it. Thankfully, there was another option.
Aaron: Would that include adding Ranch Dressing or French Onion Dip?
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