Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Order Now and Get This Amazing Set of Ginsu Knives for Just 3 Low Payments of $19.99! Call Now! Operators Are Standing By!

Maybe you have an ad like this (in which case, j'adore your color scheme):

Or perhaps your niche market is a wee bit more hirsute? (In which case you'd better hope nobody has a black light 'cause--gah.)
Whatever your spiel, I am now accepting new sponsors.
Ads include a linkable button plus a dedicated post to welcome your business aboard.
Rates are created with small business in mind, so email me at susannah(dot)ink(at)gmail(dot)com for stats, rates, advertising options, and reader demographics.

But wait! There's more! (Not really, I just wanted to say that.)

That is all,


shannon said...

WHERE do you find this stuff?!

wonderchris said...

Skysicle is outta control!!!

Of course the love rug is a must have....because "as you stroke, it strokes" - and for only $150 is a steal!

Catherine Masi said...

I will have, equal parts, nightmares and eerily pleasant dreams tonight- thanks to you and your visually enticing photo choices.
Not sure how these can be topped, but I'm sure you'll find a way.

And I'm still hoping to snag an ad space for the holidays!

Megan said...

Bahahaha - hilarious! I want a skysicle to lick very slowly in front of my husband. And then a sojourn to the love rug, where he can attempt to pierce my wonder sauna chastity belt/pants. Too funny!!

essbesee said...

i wanna wear those sauna hot pants while writhing around with that moustachied dude on that hawt rug.

essbesee said...

that is hilarious. rug man doesn't have a stash. i just immediately assumed he did from the ad. and I love that they are LONG hot pants. the long is subliminal, not sure what that is about.

sunshine said...

Don't know which ad made me laugh more, I guess I will have to go with the love rug...
Although I do love the uniforms on the first ad!

The Lady's Lounge said...

Why don't I have a Love Rug?