Of course we got Nacho a present in Mexico because a cat named Nacho simply screams slap a sombrero on me and call me guapo.
*The sound of porn music (say it fast). See also: my new nickname for Nacho since Bryan refuses to name our future son Brown Chicken Brown Cow. Plus, if Nacho ever happened to show his pussy in porn he would totally play the role of pizza guy who delivers the money shot even though he was born with only one ball and technically he doesn't even have that one anymore. I mean, just look at him there with that sombrero, right?
I have a migraine. Happy Friday.