And Then It Was Monday--AGAIN (I Know!)

I woke up this morning feeling very much like this.

In this scenario Bryan is asleep in the tent, no pup, and I am the bear. I have three angry pimples covered in pink Mario Badescu Drying Lotion flaking off the left side of my snarling maw. I am a vision in aw fuck no.

Then there is this:

And me being me I thought that if one donut would make me happy then surely three would make me freaking ecstatic? But no, one maple and two glazed later and I am here to tell you that a breakfast of Krispy Kremes just makes you feel like a pastry bag filled with lard, a profiterole of extruded choux, a middle aged woman with zits highlighted pink and a raging case of PMS, i.e. a friggin' Cathy cartoon come to life.

Jesus Christ me, WTF? My apologies for shitting all over your Monday. Here, watch this, smile (then run. Run, I tell you! Hopefully I will be back to normal{ish} tomorrow, and that this zit cream works like it says it does).



p.s.. Get this for Debbie Downer: That first pic? Is by renowned nature photographer Michio Hoshino. Known for his pictures of bears and other wildlife, he was mauled to death by a brown bear on the Kamchatka Peninsula in eastern Russia. He was in his mid-40's and lived in Fairbanks, Alaska. This was his last picture.
DUHN duhn duuuhnnnnnnn! (Happy Monday. Did I say that yet?)