I always forget to say shut your pie hole. Or shut your cake hole, I'm undecided which is the better bakery hole. Of course it's not really nice to say either one, to tell anyone to shut any hole really. And now I have just discovered Face Hole, which is quickly becoming my go-to hole, at least in my head where I can often be found telling people to shut it. Shut your face hole! I've written hole so many times now that something seems amiss.
Anyhole... oh, but how I digress. If, like me, you're looking for ways to cut costs this Christmas season may I suggest Face Hole? Officially known as FaceinHole, this site is like those cardboard cutouts you see at tourist spots and boardwalks, except you don't have to pay $20 to look like Don Johnson wearing a white blazer in Miami Vice. Nor do you have to feel like an ass as you pose behind Crocket and Tubbs while onlookers walk by and snicker behind their churros. No, this site lets you be an ass in your own home! (Unfortunately, churros not included.)
I am actually going so far as to not even print these out to send them to friends and family. Because this Holiday season it's email all the way! www.hohoho... I figure not only does it save me some cash, but it also saves a few trees, right? (I'm not cheap, just environmentally friendly.)
So consider this my Christmas card to you. Now go have some fun with your own Face Hole.
The Petunia Faced Family