Thursday, September 15, 2011

The Week in Review

It was the kind of week that made me buy shampoo by Chaz Bono. Endorsed by Alyssa Milano, of course, because who didn't want to be Samantha Micelli? God knows I did. Of course then I found out that the shampoo is not by Chaz Bono at all, but by some guy named Chaz Dean. This guy:I mean, nice frosted tips and all, but I was banking on this Chaz because for some reason I would believe him if he said he had the cure to dry, lifeless locks:It's kinda' like when you take a sip of your iced tea only you picked up someone else's glass of flat soda instead and there is that moment of a mouthful of huh? Anyway, I just got my shipment of Wen by (the other/wrong) Chaz and I'll let you know how it goes, i.e. I will accept nothing less than this:

So that was the beginning of my week. Then I found the most perfectest pair of boots ever only they are in girls' sizes, not women's. So of course I bought a pair for Zoey because hello? Black sparkle high tops with rainbow gems across the toes? For god's sakes, the style is called Twinkle Toes and they make me want to do The Running Man or some ridiculous shit like that. Of course I searched for something similar in my size, but apparently Skechers thinks the adult equivalent of Twinkle Toes is to wear microfiber turds on your feet. They call these kicks Boiling Point. They make me want to fart. So that was it, my first week back at work. Eagle eye that you are might notice I mentioned nothing of actually going to work, Ozzy at daycare, bus rides and breast pumps, blah blah, yes there was all that, too. Another day. For now I will leave you with this bacon wrapped egg video. I am so totally making this on Saturday morning. It's like food porn. And easy. Brown chicken brown cow...I'm just surprised they didn't have a money shot of the yolk breaking.

Happy Friday,
S

6 comments:

arollerskatingjam said...

if the bacon wrapped egg turns out to be your thing, then the next thing you need to go and make are Scotch Eggs, sausage wrapped hard boiled eggs that are ridiculously good.
I am also curious about the Wen thing, the informercials are awful, they feature Melissa whatserface from Little House on The Prarie.

Anonymous said...

My 26 year old niece, who has very thick, somewhat wavy hair LOVES Wen shampoo. So, on her advice and because she swore that she never endorsed anything ever, I bought some. I have very thick, straight long (finer) hair. It didn't work for me. Made my hair feel kind of greasy thick. So, I gave it to my hubby, who has curly short(er) hair. He likes it. I hope you like it. I had hoped to.

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahaha..... brown turds that make you want to fart!! hahahahahaha!!!!! i wish you blogged every day! happy first week back at work!

Michelle M in KY said...

OH SUSANNAH...
WEN is the real deal! Love me some Sweet Almond Mint...we buy it by the gallon now as all of the family uses it. Takes a little getting use to, not your typical shampoo/conditioner. So, hope you love it. As for the shoes, love them. We, too purchased Twinkle Toes with the Love/Peace signs on them that light up, because Mom, don't you know these are the "best shoes ever" - that according to my 6 year old. I hope this week went well and that this weekend you soak up those babies while eating bacon wrapped eggs. Take Care!

Revalution said...

Microfiber turds... thank you for that! I needed a good laugh this morning.

Elaina said...

thanks for cracking me up :)