Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Princesses, Poop and The Justice League: If I Had Somewhere To Go This Halloween This Is What I'd Be

I'd like to think that Wonder Woman and I would totally be friends. Like we would borrow each other's gold cuffs and I'd give her a ride in my Toyota and on the weekends she'd fly me around in her invisible plane. If nothing else we could talk about poop because I really do love me some poop talk and seeing as how Lynda Carter is a national spokewoman for Irritiable Bowel Syndrome, well, you gotta' assume the lady can talk some shit.

Anypoop, I have probably watched this video 17 times in a row now (um, heeled boots at 20 second mark, flat after that anyone?) and vow to practice spinning in circles, throwing down my skateboard as if it were a skim board, and then pushing with my front foot. God, how I want to be her. *sigh*

p.s. Did you know that Wonder Woman was an Amazon princess whose mission was to bring the Amazonian ideals of love, peace and sexual equality to a world torn apart by the hatred of men?

p.p.s. Don't make me use my Lasso of Truth here. Surely I'm not the only one who likes a good poopversation, right?


Simply Mel {Reverie} said...

you just sealed the deal! i'm going to be fucking wonder woman this halloween and stand tall and proud by my crumb who insists on the damn belle of beauty and the beast and my husband who agreed with puppy dog eyes to be the beast! what a trio we shall be!

SGM said...

I was very worried for her safety during the skateboarding scene. Maybe I will dress up as Wonder Woman's mother?

Anonymous said...

Such a good video! You should definitely be her for Halloween!
xo E + J

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jennifer said...

skateboarding in heels would just be reckless.
i think i shall go as myself, but bearded. the shit-talking should be easier that way.

Pooch said...

Love that! I always wanted to be Wonder Woman for Halloween, and two years ago I finally went through with it. I can honestly say I didn't look quite like Linda Carter, but what a fun costume that was!! Download the theme song to the show, it's hilarious!

Bri@Meyouandawiener said...

I like any excuse to bust out my slutty Halloween costume. Last year I was a slutty fairy, this costume is dope. Just buy it and wear it around your house while you do dishes and shit. Or for your man.