Friday, January 15, 2010

Brown Chicken Brown Cow*

Of course we got Nacho a present in Mexico because a cat named Nacho simply screams slap a sombrero on me and call me guapo.
*The sound of porn music (say it fast). See also: my new nickname for Nacho since Bryan refuses to name our future son Brown Chicken Brown Cow. Plus, if Nacho ever happened to show his pussy in porn he would totally play the role of pizza guy who delivers the money shot even though he was born with only one ball and technically he doesn't even have that one anymore. I mean, just look at him there with that sombrero, right?

I have a migraine. Happy Friday.

15 comments:

Paige said...

adorable! and damn you - i tried that dress on from the anthropologie sale rack and it was hideous on me. i love it though!!!

krista said...

nacho looks muy cachondo. si. es muy bien.

sunshine said...

Your post is hilarious, made me laugh deep in my belly!
Although if Nacho ever did porn he might be wearing another "sombrero" instead, LOL!

Sarah - La Jeune Marie said...

The look on his face is killing me! Poor guy, LOL.

Duel Living said...

I can sympathize...I have a migraine today too.
Nacho looks about as happy as when I stick shit on my cats' heads. Why don't they like it? Well, maybe if we keep trying...eventually they might just beg to wear the berets and sombreros out to play.
Hope your head feels better soon.
xoxox, Brandi

Anonymous said...

My childhood dog was named Nacho! We were having Taco Bell the night we named him. It was the second choice of names because my mom refused to call him "superman"!

JackeeG4glamorous said...

Cats wearing clothes are so funny. They flip you the bird with thier EYES.

Michelle M in KY said...

OH SUSANNAH...
I am sorry that you have a migraine. I hope by the time you are reading this that it is a distant memory. I am just so happy that you are back. I mean where else can you go and find humorous, trash talk about a cat when you're feeling down - and with pictures to boot? You never fail to lift the spirits. So glad your vacation was good. It was well deserved and looks like well received. Have a great weekend!

*~(boom)~* said...

LOL!!! Poor Nacho. Sombreros and porn just don't go together. But, then...sombreros don't really go with anything...do they?

moam said...

Have you said before what kind of cat Nacho is? You may have, and I don't remember. He's adorable, looks like one of those breeds they got after crossing domestics with wild cats. I'm a bit of a crazy cat lady and will always be won over with cat photos.

Petunia Face said...

Hey all,

Nacho is short for Ignacio. He's an abyssinian cat, and he got a can of wet salmon stinky food for posing for this pic. He's a slut that way.

xo,
S

Maggie May said...

Dakota had a dog named Nacho Cheese!

Vanessa said...

Go Nacho! Calienete!

Miss B said...

Lol, Nach does deserve a sombrero and get him this poster from our shop as well:

http://www.zazzle.com/brown_chicken_brown_cow_print-228395805466998168

xo,

Miss B.

Alexsandria said...

God damn it I wish we could be friends.