Tuesday, November 24, 2009

You Sonofawhoreson Bitch!

Simmer down. I did not just call you a Sonofawhoreson Bitch, though secretly I cannot wait for the next time someone pisses me off so I can say that. No, it's just that I wish I knew how to quit you.

I mean, seriously. There I go all we need to take some time apart, let's slow things down, it's not you it's me, but then I see videos like this and all I can do is think of you. After all, what fun are silicone breasts on a man techno dancing while chanting something in German/Russian/possibly Portuguese if we cannot share it together? So sit. Hold my hand. Let's sip this same soda from two straws. Tell me: what language is he speaking and the bigger quesion of WTF?

xo,
S

19 comments:

Amanda said...

This is like some disturbing home-audition for Chipendales or something.

boops said...

oh dear

Anonymous said...

he could be from Brazil??

Duel Living said...

Did anyone see any nipples? I didn't see any nipples. The side view was disturbing. He has bigger breasteses than I do. Sometimes I jump up and down too...I like to feel them jiggle (what little I have)...it reminds me they are still there.

Anonymous said...

I cannot look away...why can I not look away!!??

Vanessa said...

I'm 90% sure that was Portuguese.
But I'm 100% sure that I'm going to have nightmares.

preppyplayer said...

Disturbing, yet riveting.
I'm thinking some eastern european.
I'm also thinking that I hope he is a tranny...
otherwise what a waste of surgery cuz those are NOT masculine.
I didn't see nips either!

*~(boom)~* said...

So, so so very wrong...

Anonymous said...

I love that this was posted before 6 am. Because it was better than coffee.

CSchoech said...

Dual Living...there ARE nipples...you just didn't look down low enough. They are way underneath. OMG...I cannot even believe that. He thinks he looks good, doesn't he???!!!

Richie Designs said...

I'm with Vanessa on all of it.

Anonymous said...

yes, much bigger breasts than I will ever ever have. and so incredibly wonderful, how he looks so lovingly at his nipple-less mounds beneath him whilst flexing his tattooed silicone bicepts. he really needs to online date.

Gina said...

What is really scary is that I KNOW people like this... well minus the fake bb's.

After all I do live in the great start of NJ!

Anonymous said...

mesmerizing.

L said...

i think i just threw up in my mouth a little.

xoxo,
L.

Anonymous said...

i'm with anonymous. i was completely and utterly mesmerized. i sat, mouth open, toes tapping to the techno beat, eyes transfixed on all that manly, plastic-y goodness for 5 minutes and 10 seconds....twice.

Judy said...

I'm with "L"...I just threw up in my mouth as well and just barely avoided a full on dash to the Loo for a real throw-up. In fact, everytime I get that guy's picture in my head, I feel really nauseated. If you wanted to punish me...torture me, this video is all it would take....make me watch a loop of Mr. Hormones and Carbon Products and add The Girl From Ipanema to it. I wouldn't last 15 minutes before I'd go stark raving mad.
I just do not get body-building...what the Fuck?! But then I don't understand why some people are mean for no reason either. I am scrubbing this video from my retinal surfaces and my brain as fast as I can. I can't believe that I watched it in the first place. Gahhhh. You Sonofawhoreson Bitch, you GOT me good!
Love You Always,
Mom

The Lady's Lounge said...

Watching that just gave me worry lines between my eyes. For real.. I think I have a face cramp.
And in my daughter's words:

"Eewww! He has bigger boobs than mom!"

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Angie Muresan said...

Oh my dear LORD!!!!