Monday, August 10, 2009

PF + WWW = TLA

Sometimes I love the internet. Make that all the time. Like I want to send it candy grams and buy it an ID bracelet from Things Remembered at the mall. (I would engrave it with our initials intertwined, natch.) I want to dry hump the internet. There, I said it. I want to slow dance to Debarge with the internet and then dry hump in the back seat of its car until my hips are bruised, my mouth raw. (You just know the internet would have a bitchin' Camaro.)

I am an internet slut.

Because look at this. Just. Look. (And watch and listen.)


How else would I ever know what Dr. Seuss's ABC book would sound like in Jamaican Patois? I mean, short of traveling to Kingston to have someone read it to me over and over and over again?

And the best part is listening to Zoey recite the book now in Toddler Patois. Ehwnt Ehnneees Aehligayterrrr, eh, eh, eh.

For more of me being an internet slut please hop on over to The Voyage of V today where I am guestblogging my way to awkward. (Same PF, different address.) I told you I get around!

10 comments:

Amy said...

Brilliant!

LiLu said...

I have been sending videos back and forth with friends all day. I am a total slut for youtube... but I'd take it in the back door for Hulu. LOVE.

Meghan M said...

Your entry today is why, in a nutshell, I love your blog so much. Brills.

krista said...

K.I.T.
L.Y.L.A.S.

Jules said...

P...p...P Not piece of purple prose anywhere in sight. Perfection.

ModernMommaBlog said...

So funny...

Up Mama's Wall said...

First of all, that is one of our household's favorite books. I know the whole thing by heart. Second of all, I'm just filled with awe and joy and bliss and marshmallows. That video is the best thing evah!

Kacey said...

What I want to know is how someone just happens to stumble upon the video of Dr.Suess being read in Jamaican Patios?Thats what really fascinates me,is how u find all this crazy,eclectic,insane stuff to write about.Are u just sitting around going hmmmm....what would I like to look at today?Lets see...I like Dr. Seuss and Jamaicas a cool place to visit,lets see what happens if we put those 2 together.Or do you role some special magical blogger dice and each one has a bunch of crazy subjects and whichever 2 fall thats the ones u go for?Well however u fnd them I really I dont care,im just glad u do because than I get to share in all of your amazing discoveries.Also,theres just something so calming and peaceful about a Jamacain accent.Even an angry Jamacain would still seem relaxed and mellow.Dont u think?K

Monkey said...

Love it! I could listen to that over and over.

Mox said...

LOVES it. This totally made my day, mon.