Tip #1: Balsamic vinegar on ice cream. Oh, I know this sounds disgusting. What I don't know is why I ever deigned to try it, but good god! I am so glad I did. How to: drizzle balsamic vinegar over something very sweet like dulce de leche or simple vanilla. Eat. Thank me later. (Next up: sea salt and olive oil over ice cream. Will report back.)
Tip #2: Walk to ice cream shop with a three year old who begs to wear her new bathing suit despite the fog. Watch said three year old choose ice cream based on color rather than flavor. (Could well be ass flavored chip so long as it's pink ass flavored chip.) How to: admire the sense of self it takes to devour ice cream while wearing a bathing suit. Love. Eat her up with a spoon (after you have finished your own ice cream, of course). Happy Friday, friends.