Monday, January 26, 2009

Because Balls Are Inherently Funny (And You Need Funny on a Monday in January)

It's usually a little Ovarian-Centric here at Casa Petunia Face, so today I would like to turn toward the fairer sex and grant you with this: "Nuts! It's Nuts Monday!" (Don't worry, this will not be a weekly event. I just don't have much to say today and I've noticed that when men have nothing to say they inevitably stick their hands down their pants to play with their balls. At least that's what I think they're doing. Who knows? Maybe I'd play with my ovaries should I be able to reach them. But I digress, glassy-eyed and vacant, one hand on my invisible gonads.)
First off we have the zexy boys from Flight of the Conchords with Sugar Lumps:



And because no testicular humor is complete without the holiday classic, "Schweaty Balls," I also give you this, my all-time personal fave EVER (and quite possibly excuses Alec Baldwin with later calling his daughter a lazy pig, because could a man with this comic dead-pan really be that cruel? Yes? Oh. Well, here are his Schweaty Balls nonetheless):



So there you go. Nuts, it's Monday.

16 comments:

Vanessa said...

Ooohhh... Thanks for starting my day with "Britt." Lurve him so! Seeing as there is a distinct lack of male privates in my life, do feel free to make him your new weekly addition!

pve design said...

Thanks for adding some sugar to my day.

Gin said...

Hey, what about Chef's "Chocolate Salty Balls" from South Park? That will stick in my head ALL DAY, and I have to keep myself from singing it out loud.

hej said...

NO comment

Arlynn said...

This is great, for any day really, but especially nice on a MOnday. When it's rainy out. In January.

Thanks : )

Mosttly, I love the Schweaty Balls...

Charlee said...

Seriously. how does Alec Baldwin keep a straight face through that skit? He is the master. Pig caller and all!

Ali said...

ooh! a schweaty ball sack! hahahah

Petunia said...

Yep, Shweaty Balls excuses Alec! Thanks for the laugh!

just a girl... said...

lmfao thank you thank you, i am now giving you a bow

solo nicole said...

aw nuts!

Meril said...

Both awesome commentary on bits and pieces.

Jules said...

I'm not one for repeats (books, movies, TV shows) but the Schweaty Balls skit is so funny that even I have watched that several times.

Of course I couldn't resist watching it again just now. :)

Rosalie said...

I can't believe you didn't mention that we went to school with Arj Barker!! You know, today he was on the radio and now I see this. Things usually happen in threes. I wonder where he will pop up next?
Xo
RO

Trenches of Mommyhood said...

The Schweaty Balls skit is my fave SNL skit evah!

Maggie May said...

ah HA!! alec baldwin is so freaking hilarious

amber {daisy chain} said...

schweaty balls is hands-down still my favorite SNL skit!