tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post8010047337978224861..comments2024-01-26T06:34:42.254-08:00Comments on Petunia Face: On Par With "Can You Touch Your Elbows Together Behind Your Back" But Maybe A Scoach More AwesomePetunia Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862319327443285277noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-15033810071764227672016-05-18T18:04:58.314-07:002016-05-18T18:04:58.314-07:00A little bit of soap on the drinking fountainA little bit of soap on the drinking fountainAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-70957221797490585272010-04-25T13:33:12.683-07:002010-04-25T13:33:12.683-07:00i don't have a good prank for you but i am won...i don't have a good prank for you but i am wondering why the white dude seems to know how to be awesome more than any other multi-racial model?kristahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07862447137460152226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-1498317669833642422010-04-23T23:12:37.714-07:002010-04-23T23:12:37.714-07:00Tried it today...HILARIOUS. And that other post ab...Tried it today...HILARIOUS. And that other post about Zoey's #4 was absolutely beautiful! I don't know you guys, but wishing you and ur fam lots of love and fun on her bday.Lollipophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18023599915220582001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-2372330918966818672010-04-23T09:41:37.699-07:002010-04-23T09:41:37.699-07:00On your answering machine/voicemail leave the foll...On your answering machine/voicemail leave the following message - Hello? (wait a few seconds) Hello? (wait a few seconds) Hello can you hear me? Oh well never mind its just the answering machine anyway. Leave a message and I'll get back to you.<br /><br />Its amazing how many people it annoys. And how funny it is when you monitor the am and here them going - hello, hello, i can hear you, can you hear me?<br /><br />Doesn't take much to amuse me some dayskamiguenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07465820234693805333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-80703824136741363912010-04-23T08:56:27.355-07:002010-04-23T08:56:27.355-07:00This is a real book?? I love it, and boy do I need...This is a real book?? I love it, and boy do I need it. xoamber {daisy chain}https://www.blogger.com/profile/18319294429035814508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-32898997908592302002010-04-23T00:52:12.054-07:002010-04-23T00:52:12.054-07:00Once at a sleepover I filled my twin sister's ...Once at a sleepover I filled my twin sister's hand with toothpaste while she was sleeping. You know, good ol' fashioned, white paste Colgate. <br /><br />We then tickled her nose and instead of rubbing her nose and rubbing toothpaste all over her face, she sat up and rubbed HER EYES.<br /><br />Um, yeah. I STILL feel bad to this day.ZDubhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17050000234750719978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-13503964640454665642010-04-22T23:08:18.534-07:002010-04-22T23:08:18.534-07:00A trick my grandfather taught me...White soap in t...A trick my grandfather taught me...White soap in the middle of bulls eye candies. (Some people don't call this particular candy bulls eyes, but that's the only way I know them. They're the round carmel ones with a sugary substance in the middle.) It takes awhile but it is well worth it. Never take one from anyone who's offering on April 1st. It may be me wanting to watch you to eat soap.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-14993959647548612102010-04-22T17:47:30.881-07:002010-04-22T17:47:30.881-07:00Let your kids put a large tootsie roll in the neig...Let your kids put a large tootsie roll in the neighborhood pool. In no time, it will clear out faster than you can say oops and they will have a little private oasis all to themselves!!!Acanthus and Acornhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08603547994268012876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-51556507990967746622010-04-22T16:27:17.954-07:002010-04-22T16:27:17.954-07:00Fun At Work.
1. Look up Dial a Prayer
2. Place t...Fun At Work.<br />1. Look up Dial a Prayer<br />2. Place them on Hold<br />3. Tell/overhead page most uptight-churchy-lady in next department that the call is for her.<br />OR<br />Take a Tootsie Roll and roll it into your hand until it becomes snake like...fling it into a sandwich size Zip Lock bag. Breathe into it for condensation. Slip it into a patient's medical chart as a "sample", watch with horror as Lab buddies see you take a bite. (with a straight face and a hearty YUM on your lips)<br />Yeah, I love working in the medical field, such ripe ground for practical jokes.JackeeG4glamoroushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16804066813885301990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-70464790168473791482010-04-22T12:03:07.701-07:002010-04-22T12:03:07.701-07:00whoopie cushion... kills me. Every. Freakin'...whoopie cushion... kills me. Every. Freakin'. Time.Catherine Masihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18057289455208294800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-8272940272524649262010-04-22T11:51:47.641-07:002010-04-22T11:51:47.641-07:00Unscrew the shower head and dump kool-aid in--stai...Unscrew the shower head and dump kool-aid in--stains the next patron.... or better yet, when someone is showering and forgets to lock the door--run in and dump a cup of flour on them over the curtain--pretty much makes glue--but you better run for your life and be ready for payback!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-88504719361409550912010-04-22T09:13:10.784-07:002010-04-22T09:13:10.784-07:00My favorite remains the rubber band around the sin...My favorite remains the rubber band around the sink sprayer trick; NEVER fails to make me laugh. Victims tend to look eerily like wet, angry chickens for some reason.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-51669353921854368232010-04-22T08:28:02.241-07:002010-04-22T08:28:02.241-07:00Tell your friend you think your husband is cheatin...Tell your friend you think your husband is cheating on you (jerk!) and have her call xxx-xxx-xxxx (funeral home) and ask for supposed mistress Myra Maines.Kimnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-25735261642001987562010-04-22T07:45:19.004-07:002010-04-22T07:45:19.004-07:00While on a long drive home (3 or 4 hours) with my ...While on a long drive home (3 or 4 hours) with my husband, I pretend to be fiddling with the radio, I flip the seat heat on his side to hot when he's not looking. A little while later he squirms, frowns, flips it off. A few miles on he is dozing in the passenger seat. I do it again. And later, again. He hates seat heat. He calls it the bacon burner. We are near home when he says crossly, "I my seat heat keeps coming on! I think there's a malfunction!" I laughed so hard I had to pull over.katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15593097431061356349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-50863382968744048942010-04-22T07:14:12.388-07:002010-04-22T07:14:12.388-07:00Ketchup packets underneath the toilet seat, under ...Ketchup packets underneath the toilet seat, under those two little bumps...grounded once for this as Dad used the restroom before my sister got there...Shannonhttp://www.speakingofgrace.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-12225352124895331942010-04-22T06:47:46.282-07:002010-04-22T06:47:46.282-07:00I like slathering Vaseline on doorknobs. It's ...I like slathering Vaseline on doorknobs. It's an oldie but a goodie.Ginihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10782428443084601342noreply@blogger.com