tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post5929689054732739403..comments2024-03-27T09:52:02.406-07:00Comments on Petunia Face: DependsPetunia Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862319327443285277noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-86088221607140970082019-08-08T07:11:13.485-07:002019-08-08T07:11:13.485-07:00So Zoe would have about 2? At least the diapers ar...So Zoe would have about 2? At least the diapers are bigger for a 2 yr old than a baby!Bennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-44860693637454866482016-11-29T06:38:57.117-08:002016-11-29T06:38:57.117-08:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-16614692862473171032016-08-24T20:22:45.750-07:002016-08-24T20:22:45.750-07:00I am Roman catholic and recieved my sacrement of c...I am Roman catholic and recieved my sacrement of confirmation at 16.Per the parish dress code all of us girls in my class had to wear a white,poofy,floor length,bridal type dress with a veil,white gloves,white under shirt with a cloth diaper and plastic pants with white tights over them and white mary jane dress shoes.My entire outfit was put away in a box and sealed.When i was married at 21,i took my cloth diaper and plastic pants and tights out of my confirmation box and wore them under my wedding gown just like i did under my confirmation gown.Since i was a virgin on my wedding day,i wore the diaper,plastic pants and tights to symbolize my purity and innocence of my baptism as a baby and also in case i had an accident.My groom was perfectly fine with me wearing the cloth diaper and plastic pants under my tights.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-65361311030456190352010-01-03T01:34:27.067-08:002010-01-03T01:34:27.067-08:00Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your ol...Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-44622400383193534882008-11-20T13:29:00.000-08:002008-11-20T13:29:00.000-08:00I was SO hoping that the story ended with you wear...I was SO hoping that the story ended with you wearing diapers under your wedding dress!Jessiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05263857308041118500noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-20216742372362233732008-11-19T22:54:00.000-08:002008-11-19T22:54:00.000-08:00It takes this Jenkins clan no time at all to put t...It takes this Jenkins clan no time at all to put the "dys" into any "function"...sacred wedding vows, Malibu limos and glowing, nervous, forcefully-over-hydrated brides and all!<BR/><BR/>Here is yet another little-known PF author fact. We've all heard of, known one or been that person who gets off on having sex in likely-to be-caught public places...you know, like hotel elevators, et.al. NOT that I have any personal knowledge of any such goings on...or, for that matter (Andy and Sus, you should skip the next sentence or two due to GeeGee Alert/Parental TMI, Sorry) ANY sex of any kind involving two people in the last decade or so. Them's just the breaks when you happen to be me. But, I digress. The sex thing was just to get your attention and mentioned as an example to segue into another similar quirk...<BR/><BR/>Susannah is NOT, to my knowledge, into powder room quickies with Bry while hosts and other guests sit nearby finishing their dinner. BUT she IS into urinating in public places where she could easily be caught. It has only been in the last few years that this little naughty personality quirk has caught my attention. I am guesing that it began innocently enough...probably after a day out at a beach, reaching the car in the near-empty parking area, no restroom in sight, desperately needing to pee before the trip back home..."Bry, I can't hold it, will you keep watch while I just pee over here in front of the car?" Pretty soon, she's christened many a parking lot....AND, she's starting to like it more and more-the bliss of distended bladder release combined with the thrill of a near miss encounter with a family looking for their misplaced minivan. I, myself can attest to her use of SFO Long-term Parking Lot, her cheeks flushed with the excitement of the near-miss with the Terminal Shuttle Van filled with travelers.<BR/><BR/>So, there you are. You'll all understand why I am not that shocked by my Sweet Sus', not so incidental,not so innocent suggestion to my newest Daughter, Morgan, that she use a fresh, "spare" (I think maybe NOT) Zoey diaper for her emergency pre-nuptial limo pee. I would not be one tiny bit surprised to read, what I'm pretty sure is, a long and "creative" list of Susannah's "un-designated" verbotim voiding venues.<BR/><BR/>Morgan, great and funny post...and welcome to the Fam. <BR/><BR/>You've already been hit square by the Jenkins' medic alert, Do-not-pass-Go, proceed-directly-to-the-nearest- terminal-disease gene...<BR/><BR/>AND been initiated into the Thrill-of-Near-Public-Peeing-Almost-Nailed sister-in law's secret habit!And I bet you just thought she was resourceful, right?<BR/><BR/>So little time and so many weird family traditions to pass on...<BR/>Love You,<BR/>Mom...and I couldn't help it, Susannah....really sorry to out you, you adorable Blam-a-Ram.<BR/><BR/>(O.K., she gets it legit from ME... a long time ago, when I was so full I was going to explode and no bathroom free, I too discovered the absolute thrill/fear of peeing in a plastic cup and realizing that, no way was I going to be able to stop, cup at maximum capacity and no second vessel in reach. It's a game I've repeated many times over the years and it never fails to get my pulse racing. NOT as good as sex, but not too bad either. Sometimes, we take it where and when we can!)<BR/>MaJudyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06235688942890462756noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-13942785761734309452008-11-19T19:26:00.000-08:002008-11-19T19:26:00.000-08:00My genius editor...ehem....Susannah, edited the pa...My genius editor...ehem....Susannah, edited the part out where she told me that the diapers are super absorbent. Apparently super absorbent for baby Zoey but not so absorbent for and adult peeing in a baby's diaper, I had a horrific look on my face when the diaper was getting heavy in my hand and I needed ANOTHER one....QUICK! <BR/><BR/>I also must give credit to said editor for coining the term "sharp shooter cooter." As I was cuddled up in bed last night, my husband read to me some Petunia Face to fall asleep to and when he said "sharp shooter cooter" I could not stop laughing! That, everyone is Susannah... the weirdest, funniest, most brilliant writer/editor I know! And I love her! <BR/><BR/>Diapers definitely not borrowed because Zoey never got them back, in fact I used up her last diapers and I believe Bryan had to go on an emergency run for some more. I'll take the "new"...thank you Zoey! Your Auntie Morgie will be forever grateful....and mortified. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-34321365965040357132008-11-19T18:38:00.000-08:002008-11-19T18:38:00.000-08:00It wasn't a used diaper, so not the "old." It was ...It wasn't a used diaper, so not the "old." It was Elmo, who's red, so not the "blue." So was it for "new" or "borrowed"?Patois42https://www.blogger.com/profile/07764936858778730692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-52156598178509567992008-11-19T14:59:00.000-08:002008-11-19T14:59:00.000-08:00"the aim of a sharp-shooter cooter"if that isn't o..."the aim of a sharp-shooter cooter"<BR/><BR/>if that isn't one of the funniest things i have ever heard...<BR/><BR/>i needed a spare diaper when reading this post... cause i nearly peed my skirtRegardez Moihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07089546660188562963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-38829330476858489072008-11-19T10:40:00.000-08:002008-11-19T10:40:00.000-08:00That was FUNNY! You are all very talented story te...That was FUNNY! You are all very talented story tellers. Thanks for sharing!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-74538672573697906402008-11-18T19:47:00.000-08:002008-11-18T19:47:00.000-08:00OMG hilarious and kind of ironic considering that ...OMG hilarious and kind of ironic considering that today we got to leave work early because there was no water...yep that means no working toilets or means of washing your hands! so fun :)Aarteehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00276861523569987055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-19042120317328684032008-11-18T17:25:00.000-08:002008-11-18T17:25:00.000-08:00Oh M Freakin' G, sharp-shooter cooter is quite pos...Oh M Freakin' G, sharp-shooter cooter is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard. Ever.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-10172282426941791052008-11-18T17:20:00.000-08:002008-11-18T17:20:00.000-08:00I might just have to go grab a few spare diapers o...I might just have to go grab a few spare diapers of my own after that post. Hilarious!Clairehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00094502510749505246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-32112790499979793732008-11-18T14:25:00.000-08:002008-11-18T14:25:00.000-08:00i have been meaning to comment forever (as a long ...i have been meaning to comment forever (as a long time lurker) and this one did it for me :)absolutely loved the post!Black Dog Salvagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10007592140582963562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-21205321501516844682008-11-18T13:56:00.000-08:002008-11-18T13:56:00.000-08:00Okay. thanks for being so friggin funny. now i ju...Okay. thanks for being so friggin funny. now i just peed my own damn pants.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-18946781593711770442008-11-18T13:02:00.000-08:002008-11-18T13:02:00.000-08:00Well if that doesn't make you giggle nothing will!...Well if that doesn't make you giggle nothing will!Miss to Mrshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03951855414914660623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-20590923892041564022008-11-18T12:23:00.000-08:002008-11-18T12:23:00.000-08:00love itlove itMolliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04179575162026649933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-2298467098023893662008-11-18T12:22:00.000-08:002008-11-18T12:22:00.000-08:00That's pretty much the best story EVER.That's pretty much the best story EVER.SGMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08273878051832240539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-41113245390415687042008-11-18T11:48:00.000-08:002008-11-18T11:48:00.000-08:00I'm going to work the phrase "sharp-shooter cooter...I'm going to work the phrase "sharp-shooter cooter" into conversation this week if it kills me.<BR/><BR/>Hilarious!ZDubhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17050000234750719978noreply@blogger.com