tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post2070967975076641123..comments2024-03-27T09:52:02.406-07:00Comments on Petunia Face: Starbucks = Power Exchange, i.e. Do Not Read This Post If Your Name Is One of the Following: Edgar, Judy, Andy, or If Your Name Ends With In-LawPetunia Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862319327443285277noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-931192458537665972009-05-15T09:06:00.000-07:002009-05-15T09:06:00.000-07:00I once went to a club like that in New York. What...I once went to a club like that in New York. What was it called...The Vault? The Vortex? Still conjures up the heebie jeebies for me.Brilliant Asylumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09656796025200050768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-89490143351550250592009-05-12T21:41:00.000-07:002009-05-12T21:41:00.000-07:00that was the funniest f*ing post everthat was the funniest f*ing post everRichie Designshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00367914623379813600noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-17560347448757507652009-05-12T09:34:00.000-07:002009-05-12T09:34:00.000-07:00Another interesting part...the fourth girl in our ...Another interesting part...the fourth girl in our crew went back to the club again. Yikes!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-24411705889727101982009-05-12T08:19:00.000-07:002009-05-12T08:19:00.000-07:00I use the word "peeners" to denote multiples of pe...I use the word "peeners" to denote multiples of penis. Or as I call them, "peener" cuz it rhymes with weener and well, I like to rhyme.<br /><br />And yes, the world is filled with filthy filth and at least you found out in the company of friends. You had safety in numbers which was a Good Thing, believe me. There are way worse ways to find out such things and I've experienced one or two of them. Ew. Flashback there.<br /><br />Anyways, the thing I learned and am passing on to my children is that when filthy grossness attempts to rub itself against you, you snort up a throat full of loogey and spit. Do it real old man-like, as though you've been sitting in a dark bar and staring at the pickled eggs and have to rid yourself of weeks worth of gob. Something about the shock of such guttural sound and matter coming out of a sweet, young face is very peener damping. Works like a charm.<br /><br />God, you trigger all sorts of seedy associations. Bless your heart.Lolonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-84797389030836880472009-05-12T07:11:00.000-07:002009-05-12T07:11:00.000-07:00that really is the best part! my husband cursed me...that really is the best part! my husband cursed me when I said I wanted a laptop and told me I'd never use it. then, when he saw that i did use it ALL THE TIME he started using it too and now its "our" laptop. there are just some things people shouldn't share. like sexual partners at a night club venue. <br /><br />get a mac!Annie Crowninshieldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10018056035850280858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-27611186182470685072009-05-12T06:59:00.000-07:002009-05-12T06:59:00.000-07:00Oh my god- I had a power exchange mishap too, and ...Oh my god- I had a power exchange mishap too, and like you- I had NO idea what I was walking into. I was about 25. My friend and I were both newly single and took a trip up to San Francisco (we live in LA). We decided to go to the Castro to see if we would find a fun gay bar with go-go dancers- cute guys that we could look at but would not be all pervy. Seemed like a good idea. Well the bartender at one place told us that all the gays moved out of the Castro and that we should check out the power exchange. We found it, signed their waver (should have been my first clue)and then headed in. I'll spare you any more details, but it was more than my little eyeballs could handle. Basically I jumped into my friends arms like Shaggy after he saw a gu-gu-ghost and ran the hell out of there. We lasted about 10 minutes. One of the strangest nights of my life.My Funny Little Froghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07999455003359039099noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-75913458707510457832009-05-12T06:23:00.000-07:002009-05-12T06:23:00.000-07:00thanks a lot Susannah. now in addition to the hor...thanks a lot Susannah. now in addition to the horrible word "moist" I also now hate the word "schmear."<br /><br />oyjenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10611430258874396437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-88742871017372601082009-05-11T23:48:00.000-07:002009-05-11T23:48:00.000-07:00Just tell your mother-in-law you thought the stres...Just tell your mother-in-law you thought the stress of being homeless was giving you shingles - that's a string of herpes!! Very safe answer ; )Authorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00608455117194715132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-62781683029382605672009-05-11T21:52:00.000-07:002009-05-11T21:52:00.000-07:00Uhhh... ummmm... duuuuuh... well... uh hum... ok, ...Uhhh... ummmm... duuuuuh... well... uh hum... ok, so... ok.<br /><br />Never mind.<br /><br />-BroOh Brother!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-52054064896265699852009-05-11T19:18:00.000-07:002009-05-11T19:18:00.000-07:00holy story, Batman!!!holy story, Batman!!!Maggie Mayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14699674732274478502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-62755676020466208162009-05-11T18:25:00.000-07:002009-05-11T18:25:00.000-07:00that is freaking hysterical!!!that is freaking hysterical!!!nicolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04955852651252163102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-61890767132923381132009-05-11T17:27:00.000-07:002009-05-11T17:27:00.000-07:00Oh my gosh! I am sitting here with my mouth open a...Oh my gosh! I am sitting here with my mouth open and laughing at the same time. Thank you for always making me laugh when I need to.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-67781620979298967262009-05-11T17:12:00.000-07:002009-05-11T17:12:00.000-07:00I always love your amazing transitions ; ) Yay for...I always love your amazing transitions ; ) Yay for a new computer! <br /><br />ps: if you're interested, I tagged ya over at my place. Perhaps it will brighten your Monday ; )Eriennehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621441648285482170noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-69733303431547934302009-05-11T14:01:00.000-07:002009-05-11T14:01:00.000-07:00here's what i just read...
sex club = new laptop!
...here's what i just read...<br />sex club = new laptop!<br />that's the kind of world i wish to live in :)Brandihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05268307631851581565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-34160978579852716822009-05-11T13:25:00.000-07:002009-05-11T13:25:00.000-07:00Yikes. I don't think I'll ever be able to order c...Yikes. I don't think I'll ever be able to order cream cheese at Einstein's AGAIN.<br /><br />Glad you get a new comp, though. :) Happy belated Mom's Day, too.Jessiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05263857308041118500noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-24160628328658378102009-05-11T11:59:00.000-07:002009-05-11T11:59:00.000-07:00My curious side would probably have replied "flog ...My curious side would probably have replied "flog away, just don't get any on me!" and backed up a foot or two, proceeding to watch with about the same degree of scientific interest as when viewing mating elephants on the Discovery Channel. Guessing that I would likely never step foot in such a palace of perversion again, and considering my judgement capabilities were already severely impaired by the mass quanitities of alcohol consumed, I'd have to say I would likely have viewed enough acts as to provide a plethora of good stories for years to come! (no pun intended)David Brenner with a sex changehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17080051274229156431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-43829875682064052492009-05-11T11:30:00.000-07:002009-05-11T11:30:00.000-07:00Oh my! A night you'll never forget!Oh my! A night you'll never forget!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-19574979202000193472009-05-11T11:18:00.000-07:002009-05-11T11:18:00.000-07:00Oh no you did NOT just re-live our Valentine's Day...Oh no you did NOT just re-live our Valentine's Day of '97 or '98 or whenever it was right here in public. My mother reads this blog, too! (Of course, now I'VE outed myself, since you didn't actually mention me by name.) But Robert (Robe-AIR) sure was right about us prude little Marin girls. I can still picture the four of us, eyes and mouth wide open in shock, trying not to touch anything or accidentally bump into anyone in that place, and not being able to look at the pregnant woman we saw at Noah's the next morning in quite the same way. Holy crap, what a memory!Erinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04249442545928664320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-83538114786282556132009-05-11T11:11:00.000-07:002009-05-11T11:11:00.000-07:00omg. I remember when you did that and it totally f...omg. I remember when you did that and it totally freaked me out (even though I wanted ALL the details and then some). People are so freaky, it makes me want to stay indoors.amber {daisy chain}https://www.blogger.com/profile/18319294429035814508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-89096361774436083982009-05-11T10:59:00.000-07:002009-05-11T10:59:00.000-07:00How about, "Maybe next time, Cowboy?" Not great, b...How about, "Maybe next time, Cowboy?" Not great, but it fits the theme.Good Enough Womanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16531793545583712309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-52029491539476036922009-05-11T10:10:00.000-07:002009-05-11T10:10:00.000-07:00duuuuude.
i really want the bonus points so i'm tr...duuuuude.<br />i really want the bonus points so i'm trying to think of some sort of witty comeback to a man in assless chaps asking if he can masturbate in front of me.<br /><br />yeah. just writing that last sentence was enough.<br /><br />that is, by far, the best story EVER.kristahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07862447137460152226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-18780643571023303852009-05-11T09:24:00.000-07:002009-05-11T09:24:00.000-07:00I hope he's getting you a Mac. (opens can of worm...I hope he's getting you a Mac. (opens can of worms....)mosey (kim)https://www.blogger.com/profile/14990626697257089908noreply@blogger.com