tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post8474585327105768223..comments2024-03-27T09:52:02.406-07:00Comments on Petunia Face: My Bladder for a BabyPetunia Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862319327443285277noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-27698282093508521832009-08-06T09:53:38.150-07:002009-08-06T09:53:38.150-07:00hi my name is Chrystal and i have the same problem...hi my name is Chrystal and i have the same problem after i had my daughter that was almost 3 years ago and i am only 25 years old now i pee every 5 minutes and my bladder keeps me up till 4:00 am evrry day i am tired all day cause i wake up at 9:00 am evrry day some days i just want to cut my bladder out so i can be normal again and some times i cry wishing it would stop i am going to the hospital in two days cause i cant take it anymore i cant play with my daughter more than 5 minutes at a time cause my bladder wont stop i am going to tell them to fix it or shoot me cause i cant take this anymore!!!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-55125246921092692572009-07-20T09:43:54.432-07:002009-07-20T09:43:54.432-07:00I have never had kids and started having weak blad...I have never had kids and started having weak bladder at 33. I also have sagging breasts and a bit of a gut (while I am still in pretty good shape otherwise). You can't blame everything on motherhood. It's mostly about getting older and just being a woman. Yeay for being a girl!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-59729099501505674432009-07-19T14:34:52.609-07:002009-07-19T14:34:52.609-07:00Today I peed in my kids plastic potty while squatt...Today I peed in my kids plastic potty while squatting in the back of our minivan. Thank you, tinted windows!Up Mama's Wallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00914285764243960761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-22315225515539899442009-07-16T21:21:15.071-07:002009-07-16T21:21:15.071-07:00Ugh...my urethra hurts just thinking about all of ...Ugh...my urethra hurts just thinking about all of this...am squeezing my vag muscles now. Now that is called vagersize!!!Brandihttp://duelliving.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-55199112477713293402009-07-16T20:31:15.557-07:002009-07-16T20:31:15.557-07:00I'd pee my pants during every sneeze for the r...I'd pee my pants during every sneeze for the rest of my life to have my two little dudes. It's all SO worth it.3StinkyBoysAndMehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06636538175456298817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-50415737928719257712009-07-16T19:25:14.440-07:002009-07-16T19:25:14.440-07:00After my second baby I always made sure there was ...After my second baby I always made sure there was an empty sippy cup in the car! My kids never knew what I was doing when I pulled to the side of the road to "collect a sample!" That's the kind of advice nobody tells you at your baby shower!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-49624695173619665012009-07-16T15:43:31.126-07:002009-07-16T15:43:31.126-07:00And NOW we know the REAL reason that Russian woman...And NOW we know the REAL reason that Russian woman was power-lifting with her Bagina a few posts ago!<br /><br />It's Stress Incontinence and it isn't pretty. Most effective remedy-other than adoption- kegel exercises. I somehow made it through 2 vaginal deliveries without being bothered by it (though I had every other post-pregnancy problem in the book) and now old age has kidnapped my bladder and there are no more nights without getting up to pee.<br /><br />I'm still squirming with embarassment for the poor girl in the blue sweater. Squeeze 'em if you got 'um or dribble with every sneeze.<br />MomJudyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06235688942890462756noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-13349944078644505492009-07-16T15:35:07.605-07:002009-07-16T15:35:07.605-07:00Oh dear. Dearie dearie me. I just don't think ...Oh dear. Dearie dearie me. I just don't think I could do Depends--that's like the gateway drug to death. No, it's not THAT dire, and I am fine with crossing my legs tight like a nutcracker and doing the pee pee dance in public. I have no pride, just a very wee bladder.Petunia Facehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10862319327443285277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-59990624981637369132009-07-16T15:28:23.806-07:002009-07-16T15:28:23.806-07:00In the interest of reassuring those who have not y...In the interest of reassuring those who have not yet travelled down the road of motherhood..... By the time my daughter was six months old, I had regained all of my old bladder control. I realize that I may be desperately lucky, but it IS possible.<br />Before that magical time, when the world was defined by my proximity to a clean restroom, I absolutely considered Depends. Absolutely.Meghan Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05924251370926572779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-41229840534198691142009-07-16T14:55:51.185-07:002009-07-16T14:55:51.185-07:00Wait until you have the second baby. It gets wors...Wait until you have the second baby. It gets worse.<br /><br />When I was pregnant with aforementioned second baby, I went shopping and squatted down to look at crib sheets and sneezed. And pissed myself. <br /><br />Not cute.ZDubhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17050000234750719978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-38095392445878111222009-07-16T14:44:35.732-07:002009-07-16T14:44:35.732-07:00Get Depends... hehe!Get Depends... hehe!Oona Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09951594171079633931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-2832683235222886012009-07-16T13:45:14.281-07:002009-07-16T13:45:14.281-07:00I cross my thighs every time I sneeze so that pee ...I cross my thighs every time I sneeze so that pee will not squeeze out.Good Enough Womanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16531793545583712309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-23161931678919171362009-07-16T13:34:26.015-07:002009-07-16T13:34:26.015-07:00I pee when I sneeze. There is just no dignity lef...I pee when I sneeze. There is just no dignity left. But you're right, it just doesn't register in the grander scheme of things...mosey (kim)https://www.blogger.com/profile/14990626697257089908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-22881974930324868482009-07-16T12:59:24.345-07:002009-07-16T12:59:24.345-07:00Oh yes, the pea-sized bladder! Before Gaia Miette...Oh yes, the pea-sized bladder! Before Gaia Miette, I had a bladder of steel...now, I'm a total whizzing wimp! But yes, her sweet little face is totally worth my constant running to the bathroom!Simply Mel {Reverie}https://www.blogger.com/profile/15881462293605864150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-41633277265953756722009-07-16T11:53:37.482-07:002009-07-16T11:53:37.482-07:00LOL- maybe you should lift your skirt and pee. o...LOL- maybe you should lift your skirt and pee. or just pee in your chair. lolj.sterlinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704830625784773198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-48626955444707674282009-07-16T11:09:12.647-07:002009-07-16T11:09:12.647-07:00Wow. The more I read about pregnancy, the less I f...Wow. The more I read about pregnancy, the less I feel I want it. Good thing I'm not in danger of that happening anytime soon...Vanessahttp://thevoyageofv.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-87866641113346221992009-07-16T10:53:47.823-07:002009-07-16T10:53:47.823-07:00Paige! I was actually thinking of you and the Lil ...Paige! I was actually thinking of you and the Lil Bee when I wrote this. Please don't be scared. Aw, fuck it. Be scared. Weird stuff happens and here's the weirdest part: IT'S ALL WORTH IT. I swear. So my daughter makes me pee my pants? So what? She also makes my heart happier than I ever thought possible.Petunia Facehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10862319327443285277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-34611677343378507052009-07-16T10:12:02.812-07:002009-07-16T10:12:02.812-07:00as someone in her 33rd week of this merry go round...as someone in her 33rd week of this merry go round - you have just terrified me. this peeing every 90 seconds biz is just cruel.I ♥ Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02743640229697990415noreply@blogger.com