tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post5657360823238811020..comments2024-03-27T09:52:02.406-07:00Comments on Petunia Face: Tell Me I'm Not the Only One Who's Thought of ThisPetunia Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862319327443285277noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-62276365711347073512009-06-23T14:43:25.558-07:002009-06-23T14:43:25.558-07:00Lady, I've got a line on a nice, vintage owl c...Lady, I've got a line on a nice, vintage owl cookie jar. If you're interested let me know,I'll go take a pic of it and you can decide if you want it. As I recall,it is pure 70's goodness.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-64949653187509703192009-06-07T15:11:06.760-07:002009-06-07T15:11:06.760-07:00O.k. all i have to say is I am so greatful that i ...O.k. all i have to say is I am so greatful that i found ur blog.Reading ur blog has definitely made me feel better about myself,not thinking that i was the only woman in the world who deals with a constant barrage of crazy thoughts,lol.You are so hilarious and natural and real.Thanks for writing this blog and making me laugh out loud and really hard for the first time in at least a month.Kaceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16308251790946113899noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-73439935556918587622009-06-04T10:46:11.765-07:002009-06-04T10:46:11.765-07:00You are, this is
hilarious!
I am so glad you'...You are, this is <br />hilarious!<br />I am so glad you're back, having only recently discovered your blog and then finding you'd left on vacation.<br />You give hope to nice girlwomanladypersons everywhere that they can appear/ be nice and respectable and still enjoy stuff like this.<br />You always make me smile (except when you make me cry).<br />ThanksAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-32986793028652418552009-06-04T08:26:49.938-07:002009-06-04T08:26:49.938-07:00This is the best one yet :D. I think I shall prin...This is the best one yet :D. I think I shall print it out and read it at the table during the next family holiday dinner.Kathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06736671410392108226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-44021061987998174712009-06-04T07:06:55.507-07:002009-06-04T07:06:55.507-07:00When my daughter was around 6 years old,
one of he...When my daughter was around 6 years old,<br />one of her play dates farted. She got all flustered<br />and shy, but defended herself with this:<br />"My Mom told me if you don't let it out you explode!!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-47775767946789329902009-06-03T17:51:41.446-07:002009-06-03T17:51:41.446-07:00Lol! Im soo glad you are back. :)Lol! Im soo glad you are back. :)Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06620585196426177876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-34487535780040675672009-06-03T08:50:39.888-07:002009-06-03T08:50:39.888-07:00That is one of the funniest things I have ever rea...That is one of the funniest things I have ever read. You have a new stalker. Thanks.bubbajambshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12655356166273678197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-90000170105632369182009-06-03T05:54:38.286-07:002009-06-03T05:54:38.286-07:00NSFW!!!!!!!!! Thank goodness it's before 8 an...NSFW!!!!!!!!! Thank goodness it's before 8 and I'm pretty much the only one here!<br /><br />Also thankful that no one was around to hear the loud (extremely unattractive) guffaw/cackle that escaped me. <br /><br />You're a hoot. Thank goodness penises can't toot.Jessiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05263857308041118500noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-11248968163423850422009-06-02T22:39:50.371-07:002009-06-02T22:39:50.371-07:00Buttfart!
Can you imagine if men somehow discove...Buttfart! <br /><br />Can you imagine if men somehow discovered how to fart out of their penis? The world may never recover.Scribehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01914750911571382791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-30044390019499320592009-06-02T21:56:06.108-07:002009-06-02T21:56:06.108-07:00I laughed, I cried. I want to read it again and ag...I laughed, I cried. I want to read it again and again. <br /><br />xojenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17748388028691085718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-90992195998591455352009-06-02T21:05:59.231-07:002009-06-02T21:05:59.231-07:00Your dad's comment is priceless. Silly Ed. You...Your dad's comment is priceless. Silly Ed. You went ever so RIGHT!<br />Xo<br />RoRosaliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07861003087330922559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-49289954903724424972009-06-02T20:23:28.727-07:002009-06-02T20:23:28.727-07:00Dear god that was fantasticDear god that was fantasticAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-85958939000424232192009-06-02T19:24:22.077-07:002009-06-02T19:24:22.077-07:00I love the way your mind works!! I've never on...I love the way your mind works!! I've never once thought of a penis fart but I like the visual it gives me! What do you think a penis fart would sound like? A whistling sound? I wonder if it would smell? You've really got me thinking....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-29128255024010321022009-06-02T18:24:50.915-07:002009-06-02T18:24:50.915-07:00this is the funniest fucking thing i've ever r...this is the funniest fucking thing i've ever read in my life. you should get paid for this! buttfart?!? awesome!nicolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04955852651252163102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-63940128963703249422009-06-02T18:07:57.856-07:002009-06-02T18:07:57.856-07:00i saw that shirt yesterday? where did i see it?
a...i saw that shirt yesterday? where did i see it? <br />anyway, i'm a little taken aback that you never fart. i mean, isn't that bad for you or something?kristahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07862447137460152226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-19321306636939578552009-06-02T17:42:50.344-07:002009-06-02T17:42:50.344-07:00i. love. this. post.
let me say that again.
I. L...i. love. this. post.<br /><br />let me say that again.<br /><br />I. LOVE. THIS. POST.<br /><br />truly. <br /><br />reading that was the best 30 to 60 seconds I've had all day.Regardez Moihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07089546660188562963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-2643915437889177752009-06-02T16:59:20.613-07:002009-06-02T16:59:20.613-07:00Where did I go wrong?Where did I go wrong?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03373846191915688552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-60771280573163571022009-06-02T16:52:49.465-07:002009-06-02T16:52:49.465-07:00I didn't know what a fart was until high school. ...I didn't know what a fart was until high school. We had always called them buttburps.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-57849699646891150772009-06-02T13:52:50.226-07:002009-06-02T13:52:50.226-07:00Haaaaaaaa! I'm dying here as I think if running to...Haaaaaaaa! I'm dying here as I think if running to my overpriced grocery store to buy some lemons to make fresh lemonade in the tiffany pitcher that I got for my wedding that I never make lemonade in. Oh how I wish I had that shirt to wear at knitting tomorrow when I serve the lemonade.Kwanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06428954660974395117noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-66297065373622020772009-06-02T13:49:07.221-07:002009-06-02T13:49:07.221-07:00ahahahahahahaha! Very true! Thank goodness we don'...ahahahahahahaha! Very true! Thank goodness we don't live in a world where men can fart with their penises! <br /><br />Thanks!Patti-attihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08808682990863014249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-12354991801207531652009-06-02T13:37:51.000-07:002009-06-02T13:37:51.000-07:00Oh. My. Gosh. That shirt is HILARIOUS!!Oh. My. Gosh. That shirt is HILARIOUS!!Katiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16916610094762243543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-89215836520747068392009-06-02T13:34:15.200-07:002009-06-02T13:34:15.200-07:00thank you, as always, for that much needed laugh o...thank you, as always, for that much needed laugh out loud moment!Black Dog Salvagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10007592140582963562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-16673689853247184182009-06-02T13:24:51.496-07:002009-06-02T13:24:51.496-07:00Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahaha...Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Courthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15736828300253434852noreply@blogger.com