tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post4928315709499266397..comments2024-03-27T09:52:02.406-07:00Comments on Petunia Face: Monday Morning Mom PornPetunia Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862319327443285277noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-39601650897961804362012-08-27T15:03:38.448-07:002012-08-27T15:03:38.448-07:00What really makes me mad about these terribly writ...What really makes me mad about these terribly written best sellers is that I didn't write them and make the money! Hey, I can write badly too, dammit! Why don't we do it?<br /><br />It is amazing, though, as a social commentary. How did it happen?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-38349663356130976422012-07-10T20:26:28.526-07:002012-07-10T20:26:28.526-07:00Have you read Penelope Trunk before? I couldn'...Have you read Penelope Trunk before? I couldn't help but think of you as I read this: http://blog.penelopetrunk.com/2012/07/09/how-i-got-a-big-advance-from-a-big-publisher-and-self-published-anyway/Carolinenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-29199975832236211602012-07-09T13:48:11.984-07:002012-07-09T13:48:11.984-07:00Once I ate a burger next to George AND Linda Ronst...Once I ate a burger next to George AND Linda Ronstadt at Phyllis'. I didn't even THINK of trying to eat so fabulously I'd be discovered. Thank god I didn't try to croon something either.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-54143215831671656222012-07-06T05:35:09.269-07:002012-07-06T05:35:09.269-07:00what's not to like about Channing Tatum?
excep...what's not to like about Channing Tatum?<br />except his made up nameAppletreehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01171502250723132604noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-41563795547051325472012-07-03T18:46:23.447-07:002012-07-03T18:46:23.447-07:00You're such a wonderful writer. I've kept ...You're such a wonderful writer. I've kept Petunia Face on my feeder forever! Why not self publish something on something like Amazon?Carolinenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-38015843223433101662012-07-03T15:25:03.178-07:002012-07-03T15:25:03.178-07:00i read the first 50 shades, and by "read"...i read the first 50 shades, and by "read" i mean I listened to the audio book on my commute home, and I have to say the BEST part of the book is listening to the narrator flip from her impression of a deep husky man voice to a curious and innocent female voice during the sex scenes. Also, I'm pretty sure the author must be a virgin, or hoping her readers are because everyone knows things just don't work that way.Rolerkitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02303915493899597495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-9495109471407567472012-07-02T19:33:25.528-07:002012-07-02T19:33:25.528-07:00If I can save a handful of people from reading Fif...If I can save a handful of people from reading Fifty Shades of Gray then I have made a positive impact on the world. Cause that shit is bad.<br /><br />I, too, kept compulsively reading sure that something was going to happen. Otherwise why was everyone reading it? Alas, nothing happened but more of the same no-way-in-hell-did-that-happen sex and cheesy references to Christian's gray eyes.Petunia Facehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10862319327443285277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-20748643142105598202012-07-02T16:19:14.128-07:002012-07-02T16:19:14.128-07:00I am standing firm and still refuse to read 50 Sha...I am standing firm and still refuse to read 50 Shades of Grey...no matter how tempted (for the same reasons you mentioned) I might be. <br /><br />Magic Mike I don't feel so bad about wanting to see. ;)Juleshttp://www.pancakesandfrenchfries.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-20154977833992026322012-07-02T10:16:54.132-07:002012-07-02T10:16:54.132-07:00A trusted reader pal told me that she kept reading...A trusted reader pal told me that she kept reading and reading compulsively because she kept WAITING for the sexy/dirty parts to show up. <br /><br />And Anne Lamott going to see "Mike" gives that movie a few more points in my book. Huh.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14000400260579054708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-25921921331668932262012-07-02T08:56:13.005-07:002012-07-02T08:56:13.005-07:00Thanks for convincing me NOT to read Fifty Shades ...Thanks for convincing me NOT to read Fifty Shades of Grey. I'd been thinking about it, but I am usually sorely disappointed every time I read something that everyone is raving about. Except Harry Potter, that was legitimate, of course. I've pretty much stopped checking out these fad best-sellers, unless someone whose taste I actually trust has something flattering to say...eRinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13920929682849996134noreply@blogger.com