tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post136147819559857157..comments2024-03-27T09:52:02.406-07:00Comments on Petunia Face: A New LowPetunia Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10862319327443285277noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-17783602851451672122009-07-10T15:05:25.143-07:002009-07-10T15:05:25.143-07:00Glad to hear I'm not the only one with a lazy ...Glad to hear I'm not the only one with a lazy vagina!Petunia Facehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10862319327443285277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-75900223478805231962009-07-09T13:25:40.296-07:002009-07-09T13:25:40.296-07:00I think you need to add your mom's comment to ...I think you need to add your mom's comment to the end of your blog as a postscript for all to enjoy!Sarahvizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07257891014401157085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-6584001875675067332009-07-09T09:16:29.697-07:002009-07-09T09:16:29.697-07:00I totally started doing kegels with my suzie while...I totally started doing kegels with my suzie while I read this.jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10611430258874396437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-17189248555807637652009-07-09T00:39:06.522-07:002009-07-09T00:39:06.522-07:00There's not a doubt in my mind that:
A)You, n...There's not a doubt in my mind that: <br />A)You, nor any other member of my family wants to hear one word about my vagina (but when has something like that ever stopped me?) so I'll just say that it's old and can't recall a time when there was ever a need to so much as pick up the morning paper. Now in retirement it just snoozes in the sun and tries to remember the "good ole' days"...and <br />B) I am just entertained, tickled and puffed up with maternal pride (and some water retention)that My Girl's writing is taking such a ballsy, no vaggie, turn. Your posts and wit seem to be evolving into a delightfully unabashed expose of that same "other Susannah" that seems to unexpectedly escape at odd moments-a la the full-tilt Ethyl Merman persona blasting out "There's No Business Like Show Business" or the Visiting Russian Hooker with the crazy thick accent bar-hopping in SF. I love this side of you, Sybil! And lastly, <br />C)This is THE definition of Mom cheering too loudly (probably while wearing purple hotpants,an elastic halter top and a banana clip) in the bleachers. <br />To punish myself before you do, I will return to lurking for at least a week.<br />Loving you to pieces-even while most likely embarrasing the Shit out of you,<br />MomJudyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06235688942890462756noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-89874147377251974952009-07-08T22:31:48.413-07:002009-07-08T22:31:48.413-07:00my vagina is an overachiever ;)my vagina is an overachiever ;)Maggie Mayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14699674732274478502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-73555199857208229842009-07-08T19:53:09.639-07:002009-07-08T19:53:09.639-07:00I didn't even know any one lifted any thing wi...I didn't even know any one lifted any thing with their private parts until today. I do feel a little inadequate now. I'm going to start practicing.3StinkyBoysAndMehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06636538175456298817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-90031041212507480822009-07-08T17:58:38.743-07:002009-07-08T17:58:38.743-07:00I'm pretty sure my vagina could kick that Russ...I'm pretty sure my vagina could kick that Russian vagina's ass. Except that she's a lover, not a fighter.Up Mama's Wallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00914285764243960761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-66760477728934265102009-07-08T17:34:18.836-07:002009-07-08T17:34:18.836-07:00I saw this on the news and I scolded my vagina for...I saw this on the news and I scolded my vagina for being a lazy-ass freeloader.<br /><br />Also, I am going to try and work "intimate muscles" into as many conversations as I can.ZDubhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17050000234750719978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-1619692280401435652009-07-08T17:00:49.913-07:002009-07-08T17:00:49.913-07:00From Jackie Cahn Look-a-alike:
My pretty is stron...From Jackie Cahn Look-a-alike:<br /><br />My pretty is strong. I have this thing I do with ping pong balls...,Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-74435299686206862932009-07-08T15:20:03.366-07:002009-07-08T15:20:03.366-07:00Ha! Mine can't even hold a tampon anymore... A...Ha! Mine can't even hold a tampon anymore... Anyhow what's the point of keeping something IN your vagina? Aren't we supposed to push our babies OUT?Chantalnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-18209877489717073662009-07-08T14:16:19.879-07:002009-07-08T14:16:19.879-07:00Very funny! GREAT lead up to a great last line (no...Very funny! GREAT lead up to a great last line (not that the entire thing is all just lead up, but you know what I mean, right?). Awesome. My va-jay-jay is like an old, frayed T-shirt.Good Enough Womanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16531793545583712309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-958336802147919192009-07-08T13:55:07.048-07:002009-07-08T13:55:07.048-07:00I have only had 1 kid. but i too don't think I...I have only had 1 kid. but i too don't think I have any muscles. damn i have a wimpy vagina too!!!!!!just a girl...https://www.blogger.com/profile/01801303901136748904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-81673786524974923302009-07-08T13:20:42.706-07:002009-07-08T13:20:42.706-07:00pussy - ha! that cracked me uppussy - ha! that cracked me upthe girLhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08136738245393561978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-5477036942805469522009-07-08T12:24:52.874-07:002009-07-08T12:24:52.874-07:00Laughing hysterically right now! My boss is looki...Laughing hysterically right now! My boss is looking at me like I've lost my mind. Don't feel bad. My vagina is a pussy too.PalagiGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15960714746263603710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-55988904526541935362009-07-08T11:55:48.072-07:002009-07-08T11:55:48.072-07:00Oh Susannah...
This is the funniest fucking thing ...Oh Susannah...<br />This is the funniest fucking thing I have read in a long time. Believe me, after my daughter who's now 4 and my twins who are 2, I don't know if there are any muscles left. I find it funny that I'm even talking about my vagina. The power of the internet, because surely face to face, the first topic of conversation surely would not be our vaginas. You crack me up and I needed that today. Thanks!Michelle in KYnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-15152360629801129392009-07-08T10:12:35.857-07:002009-07-08T10:12:35.857-07:00I don't know what to say. Except I laughed whe...I don't know what to say. Except I laughed when I read "her ENTRANCE into the Guinness Book of World Records."Vanessahttp://thevoyageofv.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-3586546636194101802009-07-08T09:19:23.058-07:002009-07-08T09:19:23.058-07:00haha. This cracked me up. I would think that my va...haha. This cracked me up. I would think that my vagina is a pooh-nanny too!<br /><br />It's absurd that anyone would ever want to lift anything with that.Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00466066738769506964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1317198515686034704.post-70339175051917933252009-07-08T08:43:00.979-07:002009-07-08T08:43:00.979-07:00ha. i saw that on the news today and wondered how...ha. i saw that on the news today and wondered how it is possible that enough women take part in this that it is considered a sport! i have NO interest in lifting things from my pocketbock.whatthehamhttp://www.whattheham.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.com