Tuesday, August 7, 2012

And Then This Happened

Oh yeah, you will look at pictures of my rashy baby...mmm, hackneyed internet nom nom. Kid's got Hand, Foot and Mouth Disease, which is just a not-so-fancy way of saying he looks like a pizza-faced teenage boy complete with Captain America shirt and gas. And yet? When he presses his binky into my mouth all slobbery and wet I say yum because he is my pimply little boy who learned how to cuddle from the cat, pushing his head into my lap with a sigh.
See also: Calling every friend you saw over the weekend to tell them to watch their children for fever and subsequent blistery rash is the humiliating toddler equivalent of having to call everyone you've ever had sex with to tell them you have Chlamydia. Not that I would know what that's like. Seriously. I have never had Chlamydia.
Also see also: Is it just me, or would Chlamydia be a pretty name for a girl if it weren't for the pathogenic bacteria?

5 comments:

Megan said...

Oh man, I hope he feels better soon. I heard the mouth part can be pretty painful.

Anita Davis said...

Hope he's better soon.
Just wait till their first case of head lice.

Appletree said...

he's no baby, he's a little boy! When did that happen? I thought you just popped him out.

Ceci said...

omg! hahahasnort DO NOT name your little girl that! I hope Ozzy feels better soon!

Ceci said...

omg! hahahasnort DO NOT name your little girl that! I hope Ozzy feels better soon!