Friday, January 7, 2011

Honestly I Just Want Pajamas, Hold the Jeans

I was all set to make fun of this infomercial until I realized that I have a few pairs of the Official Pajama Jean stacked in my closet only they are called jeggings, cost more and don't seem to feature any sort of Smooth Butt Lifting Technology. Then I felt like a real asshole.

Still I refuse to order anything from an infomercial featuring softcore porn music because that would make me feel worse about my pregnant self than I do when I order oatmeal at Starbucks because it's healthy, but can I have extra brown sugar? And no nuts? Just two packets of brown sugar, please. Make that three. Thanks.

xo,
S

9 comments:

jennifer said...

wow, that's awesome. can i wear them with slippers?

Rolerkite said...

I'll call this legitimate proof that it's acceptable to wear jeggings to bed.

Robin said...

No extra charge for camel-toe!

jollibee's history said...

hmm i really want to wear this great but can i wear it with heals cos i m crazy for heals,,,

Nancy Fastenau, Fastenau and Associates said...

I bet you'll have some before you have the baby! And maybe some for after?

Maggie May said...

I just read you are having a boy and wanted to say congratulations on adding a son to your hood. :)

Anonymous said...

Heyy! I know your friends with Amber from Daisy Chain.. I really enjoyed her blog, why did she stop blogging? (yess I'm a bit nosy)..but I've been wondering for a while..

Petunia Face said...

Hey Anonymous,
We haven't talked about her blogging, but I imagine it's just because she's crazy busy with the two kids and work. Next time I see her, I'll ask :)
xo,
S

Anonymous said...

Saw someone wearing these while waiting for coffee the other day. Let me assure you....much more terrifying in person.