I am not going to tell you how I watched this video last night and then practiced in the mirror. Nor am I going to tell you that I then put my hair in a side ponytail and watched Dancin' Kim's "How To Do the Running Man," quickly followed by "How to Pop and Lock It." (But what I will tell you is that I had no need for watching "How to Dance Like the Go-Go's" because I have been dancing rad like Belinda since the 7th grade when I wore a white metallic studded dress to the school dance and there was a blacklight so I glowed fluorescent purple which was pretty much the zenith of me being cool.)
Anyway, maybe this will get you through Tuesday.
*WTF does it mean when she says "Circle your arms. You know! Like you're in a cabbage patch!" Is there something I don't know about being in a cabbage patch? I mean, I assume cabbage grows low to the ground, like lettuce. If anything I'd think you just kind of have to step over the rows of cabbage and maybe kick a head or two. But circle your arms? Anyone?