Tuesday, May 11, 2010

*Like You're in a Cabbage Patch!

I am not going to tell you how I watched this video last night and then practiced in the mirror. Nor am I going to tell you that I then put my hair in a side ponytail and watched Dancin' Kim's "How To Do the Running Man," quickly followed by "How to Pop and Lock It." (But what I will tell you is that I had no need for watching "How to Dance Like the Go-Go's" because I have been dancing rad like Belinda since the 7th grade when I wore a white metallic studded dress to the school dance and there was a blacklight so I glowed fluorescent purple which was pretty much the zenith of me being cool.)

Anyway, maybe this will get you through Tuesday.
xo,
S

*WTF does it mean when she says "Circle your arms. You know! Like you're in a cabbage patch!" Is there something I don't know about being in a cabbage patch? I mean, I assume cabbage grows low to the ground, like lettuce. If anything I'd think you just kind of have to step over the rows of cabbage and maybe kick a head or two. But circle your arms? Anyone?

13 comments:

Your Ill-fitting Overcoat said...

A fake Wikipedia article says she had a "tragic death" at a county fair in 1988, but it looks like she's alive & well in Los Angeles. And on Friendster. :)

jennifer said...

ugh, that kim! I need to shower now.
i DO think I'd like to see a vid of you doing belinda's moves!

leigh said...

oh my god.

that was awesome!

mosey said...

That can't be for real, can it? Really? It feels like a totally rad skit from SNL....

sherri said...

major cabbage patch action! that is a joke, right?

Jules said...

She has a pretty smile.

My favorite line: "This dance is all about isolating your rib cage!" (<---way to sell it) [Awkward pause.] "...and moving your arms!"

Rolerkite said...

i once had my computer rigged up on the back of the couch so i could learn soulja boy from instructional youtube videos.

Kwana said...

You don't know the inner war I'm having with myself. All day I will be fighting not to break out into the cabbage patch. Darned Kim!

Anonymous said...

This is TOTALLY a joke video.

Richie Designs said...

I'm having horrible flash backs of HS now.

Those booties she's wearing? Yep, I was all over that but I stopped with the pony tail off the side of my head in 6th grade

Kacey said...

I think I went a little insane while I was watching that,her fakeness was so extreme it hurt to watch.

But thanks for that little slice of 80's flashback.I loved growing up in the 80's but I know I never acted that hyper or stupid.Well maybe when I was going through my "Valley" stage and use to say"Like Oh My God!Totally!Gag me with a spoon!And dont have a cow!But other than that I was definitely tolerable.

The 80's are often distorted just like Louisiana is when they assume we are all living in a swamp down here and eating alligator.

Sharon, The Queen Blogger said...

I AM a Go-Go. I AM.

Up Mama's Wall said...

Something is wrong with that Kim Wood. Really wrong.