At first I thought I was flat out socially/culturally/morally effed up for thinking that maybe Jesus was a zombie. But then I Googled "was Jesus a zombie?" (other popular ways to end that sentence: born in March? a vegetarian? a Scientologist?) and found that I am not the only one wondering such a thing. Also in question: was He a vampire? Although I think that's taking this whole Twilight thing too far. Whatever your beliefs, have a happy one: Easter, Day of the Walking Dead, Sunday.
See you back here when Cadbury Cream Eggs get marked half off.