Thursday, March 4, 2010

Walking Big (And Carrying a Soft Stick)

Apparently I am a few weeks late with this, but what can I say? My local J Crew has yet to get these bad boys in stock and Anthro is plum sold out.The penis pant. Trouser, actually, seeing as how the designer is Spanish. When this look hit the runways last month it set the fashion world into quite the en fuego frenzy. Why men would never wear those! Too avant garde! But the penis needs to be larger! Longer! MORE GIRTH, PLEASE! BALLS!

Of course, I have a slightly different take on these trousers in that I think they should be made for women. I mean, wouldn't you buy a pair just to see what all the fuss is about? To be, for lack of a better phrase, the cock of the walk?

My fave is watching The Penis Pants in motion:


They make me happy, the jaunty to and fro. And if it were made for women? Well, here's a freebie idea: may I suggest... The Penis Bikini! (After all, summer is just around the corner.)

xo,
S

13 comments:

Cindy said...

Uh...... ?

boops said...

hmmm...wondering if a close up is available...do they get into details (veins, circumcision options, etc...)

Duel Living said...

This could quite possibly be the next greatest rage. I'm hoping this designer hombre starts making Booby shirts...maybe someone will actually stare at my chest for a change instead of my eyes.

Richie Designs said...

that's ALL we need is men able to buy the unit they want to flaunt it out loud.

they already sword fight over next to nothing

somehow I missed this fashion statement. something tells me it didn't make the cover of style.com ;)

Kristina at The Purple Pea said...

*This* made me almost made me lose my mind and fall out of my chair. It's so ridiculous yet hilarious. I mean seriously?

Thanks for making my morning :)

ZDub said...

Or the penis knee socks. I prefer to wear my penis in a different spot.

You know, mix it up a bit.

Anita Davis said...

HA!! "jaunty to and fro"

my favorite and my best said...

what about the weird paper mache arm hanging off the side? is that so you can stroke your phase shifter with your real hand?
and yes, i want a pair. i would fuck everything!!!!!!!

AppleTree said...

You win, I thought the silk jumpsuit from JCrew was ridiculous...

Vanessa said...

I'm profoundly confused. Are they being serious? I want to talk to them.

Anonymous said...

From Jackie Chan look-alike:
How sweet! It looks like it's doing the hokey pokey.

krista said...

this is why i could never work in fashion. there is enough i don't understand in the world already. this just plain makes me feel like the nerdy new kid sitting in the front of the bus.
i mean, really?? plushie penis?

Misplaced Country Girl said...

Huh! Who knew? I'm so glad I read this blog. It keeps me up to date on the important things in life. I think I might have been more disturbed by the fake arm than the actualy penis pants. This might say something about me. I'm not sure.