Apparently I am a few weeks late with this, but what can I say? My local J Crew has yet to get these bad boys in stock and Anthro is plum sold out.The penis pant. Trouser, actually, seeing as how the designer is Spanish. When this look hit the runways last month it set the fashion world into quite the en fuego frenzy. Why men would never wear those! Too avant garde! But the penis needs to be larger! Longer! MORE GIRTH, PLEASE! BALLS!
Of course, I have a slightly different take on these trousers in that I think they should be made for women. I mean, wouldn't you buy a pair just to see what all the fuss is about? To be, for lack of a better phrase, the cock of the walk?
My fave is watching The Penis Pants in motion:
They make me happy, the jaunty to and fro. And if it were made for women? Well, here's a freebie idea: may I suggest... The Penis Bikini! (After all, summer is just around the corner.)