If the holiday spirit doesn't move you while watching the following video then I don't think we can be friends.
Which is a total lie because while I love this video and would be disappointed if you did not feel the same I still think we could be friends if you gave me all your People magazines after you were done reading them and the page corners were not smudged with something horribly brown in my no-good imagination, or if you do a spot-on Kim Zolciak impression, or if maybe you also like nutella on toast with butter and then a second slice with slightly more butter and nutella. Yeah. (Things to consider: please order me a chai if you are going to Starbucks before meeting me--I'll pay you back--and you'll need to overlook the fact that I suck at doing accents even though sometimes I feel moved to speak as if I am from some British enclave in the Deep South.)
Screw it. The video is cool and all but being friends with you is the awesomest.