Monday, December 14, 2009

GAH! Monday.

Aha! I knew it. Behold: the very reason I check behind my shower curtain first thing when I get home at the end of the day...

Honestly I don't know if this is a scam or not, but I do know this: right now there are microscopic mites living in your eyelashes, chomping away at secretions and dead skin debris, one adult capable of laying 25 eggs inside just one hair follicle. IN YOUR MOTHEREFFING EYE. You're thinking about them now, aren't you? Those itty bitty creepers with their fat stump legs and mouths like sharp-needled hoovers. So really? Is it so far-fetched to think someone might be living in my pantry?

Fuck.
Happy Monday,
xo,
S

9 comments:

my favorite and my best said...

jesus h. f. & c!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amanda said...

What is that above the door? Some kind of storage crevice? If that was were the person was supposedly living she (he?) would have seen the man install the camera and wouldn't be so stupid as to get caught continuing on that way.

Amanda said...

PS if she pisses in the sink, where does she take care of other business?

Ana said...

why do you show me such things????
now I am totally freaked out...thank you very much!

Oh Brother! said...

What the hell?!! Is that real? Don't mess with me? Is it? IS IT?

Bro

Kendra plus 2 said...

For a minute there I flashed back to the 2 hours of my life I lost watching 'Paranormal Activity'. This was way more entertaining and a lot scarier.

Simply Mel said...

why did you have to go and do that? Geez!

Misplaced Country Girl said...

Are you going to pay for my therapy that I'm certainly going to need after that? Between obsessing over whether or not someone is living in my attic and the mites that are laying eggs in my eye, I'm never going to be able to function normally now.

However, if someone was actually living in my attic it would explain why my house is a constant mess, because God knows I'm not making these messes!

Sarah - La Jeune Marie said...

Oh my goodness - that is super creepy!