Friday, November 27, 2009

Because I Would Rather Drink a Congealed Gravy Boat That Had Been Left Out Over-Night Than Set Foot in a Store Today

And so it began...

On the off-chance that you might not be as excited to open a gift of tighty-whities, I have discovered something so magical, so perfect, so gimme gimme disgusting and pre-Lehman Brothers No Good Very Bad Economic Meltdown that I simply must share it with you: The Universal Wish List Button. Basically it's a link that you save to your favorites and when you see something you want online you click it and it automatically-quite-possibly-with-the-help-of-the-Devil-himself puts that item onto your Amazon wishlist. Apparently, you can put anything on there because I tried: a tropical island in Belize, a house, a car, tight tummy--natch. Gimme gimme at its finest. Here is mine should you feel so inclined, though truth be told I also need me some new skivvies.

Happy Black Friday.
xo,
S

5 comments:

Jessie said...

I just popped in to say that I am thankful for you. :)

And now I am off to get myself a universal wishlist!!!

krista said...

you want the target wolf cape for yourself, don't you?
yes, this universal wish list is horrendously dangerous.

Whitney said...

Just want to make sure you know that your last name and town is on your wishlist... In case you're trying to maintain some modicum of mystery on PetuniaFace. Happy Wishing Susannah!

Petunia Face said...

Thanks Whitney--I think the cat is out of the bag on the www as far as my details, but thanks. I took off my last name just because :)

And yes, the wolf cape is totally for me, Krista. I plan on wearing it to see Twilight or New Moon or whatever teen vampire atrocity is out at the moment :)

bukmacher said...

nice,nice and once more nice,thanks