Monday, September 21, 2009

Here, There, Then This. Not Much Ado About Not Enough To Even Be Called Nothing. *A MUST READ!

I got a job. I mean, not a job job, but it's not sticking my head and shoulders into the arse of an elephant either.
It's a freelance job for the next few weeks. So it'll be interesting, once again, to balance the blog and motherhood, writing, life and work, even if that work is only from 10am to 4pm and I don't have to get involved with office politics. (Knowing me I will be too shy within these two weeks to ever put my yogurt in the fridge, eating my lunch instead at room temperature and iffy, home in a jiffy should things spoil.)

So that's that, my friends. A half-assed post on a half-assed gig on a Monday that I start my period. What more do you want at the end of this post? An apology, a warning, a precursor to something, an ish at the end of a statement. (Hopefully you won't even notice that I am gone. Kinda' sorta' half-time, juggling balls that are not quite full; like footballs, no way of knowing where and how they will bounce.)

Happy Monday.
xo,
S

*A MUST READ only if you are waiting at the mechanic to get your tires aligned, or possibly in a Christian Scientist Reading Room, though truth be told I have never set foot in such a place and perhaps they have stacks of good porn in there, who's to say?

13 comments:

cathi said...

Have fun at your new gig.....as always, looking forward to your take on life!

krista said...

i would like more details...what kind of freelance job? you say writing, do you? what kind of writing? and you should totally mark your first day with indian food. definitely makes an impression.

Sparkie said...

Break a leg.

Susie said...

Sweet. Congrats and good luck!

ZDub said...

Good for you!

And can you imagine putting your head in an elephant's twat? Because I'm trying to and I really can think of a reason why I would ever need to.

Simply Mel said...

Freelance is the way to go...no strings of attachment, just spill it out and let it go.

Good for you!

Robin said...

How you do you find these photos? Oh, and congrats!

mosey along said...

Hey... congratulations! Hope it goes well and that you're treated nicely. We'll be waiting here for you....

Jules said...

Congrats! :)

Kwana said...

Congrats on the freelance job! That pic is too much.

Michelle M in KY said...

OH SUSANNAH...
CONGRATS! Seriously...congrats to you! How wonderful! Like "mosey" said...we'll be here waiting for you with baited breath...because that's what we do. We hang on your every word, waiting to see what you will say and then laugh or maybe cry or take it and apply it to our own situation. You make us think and that's a good thing! You're totally gonna rock this new gig and YES it does beat sticking 1/2 your body in an elephants ass! I have NO idea where you find these photos..."YAHOO SEARCH - man inside an elephants ass" - who would have thought...yep, there's a pic. for that! Good luck! Can't wait to hear all your stories!

My name is not Ann said...

congrats!! Don't worry, I eat lukewarm yogurt everyday at work & I'm still alive. I avoid the break room because of all the awkward conversation in there like "what are you eating?" and the ever popular "what are you reading?"

-EMA said...

i love you. i don't even know you and i love you. you've given me so much over the year or so since i've discovered you. i've laughed at you...cried for you...wished you lived next door so we could have wine. today, i am glad for you. much success!