Friday, August 14, 2009


I hate it when people forward those emails about dirty syringes in the ball pit at McDonald's or creepy men hiding beneath your car waiting to slash your Achilles tendon. You just know they're from some Nigerian businessman. But this one is REAL! And I'm NOT NIGERIAN! NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH BEING NIGERIAN! This is important--Please send this warning to everyone you care about, plus the people in your office.

If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for Madagascar Hissing Deer Ticks due to the warm weather and then asks you to take off your clothes and dance around with your arms high overhead making jazz hands, DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!! (And then? If that same person asks to inspect a possible tell-tale rash from said Madagascar Hissing Deer Tick on your bum bum? DO NOT BEND OVER!!! )They only want to see you naked.

Dude, I know.

Now please send this to 47 of your closest friends plus your mother within 30 seconds or you will get a phone call in one hour with horrible news.

I wish I’d gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid.
Happy Friday.

p.s. Yeah, I have no idea what that lady is doing on this post either. I just took a liking to her--feel some sort of strange kinship what with the dingleberries because Lord knows I love me some dingleberries. Plus, I could not find a suitable photo of a Nigerian businessman.


Anonymous said...

The jazz hands request should have been your tip-off.

Oonafey said...

That lady frightens me.

Sharon, The Queen Blogger said...

Holy Crap! I checked on and you're right! Everyone better watch out. Forget the Swine Flu, this is much more serious.

The picture? Ya, that will be me someday.

Cindy said...

That is one rad lady.

krista said...

um, that's not a lady. that's totally a dude.

Anonymous said...

Form Jackie Chan look-alike:

Alright already. I said I was sorry.

JackeeG4glamorous said...

Dang girl, they got you too?

Jessie said...

Good thing you warned me!!!

Maggie May said...

jazz hands!@

Mox said...

Made my day, Mon!

Mox said...

LOVIN your blog. You are too funny.

I think if we went out for drinks together, we would be kicked out for being loud and lewd.

Too bad I live in the nostril of the Midwest. Good times we would have!