Pssst! You! Yeah, you! I need some help over here!
Okay fine. This photo has nothing to do with this post and this post has very little to do with entertainment (but everything to do with this blog). This post is about me and how you can help me and blah blah boring, a # sign here, an @&asterisk followed by a question mark there. If you're still reading this drivel you must really like me which means I really like you and we should totally dry hump on your parent's couch.
So here's my question: Lately I have been getting some requests from companies wanting to advertise which is awesome and quite frankly makes my boobs feel bigger. So I'm considering it but have no clue what to charge. Per month? Per year? Per what and how much?
Yet another question: Does anyone know anyone who might have a brother who knows a guy that designs blogs? 'Cause I'm thinking I'm due for a facelift. Nothing major--no peeling my face back only to stitch it behind my ears. No, I want to stay on Blogspot but need a new look, a new template, a new gnu. Anyone out there? Anyone? And again, I have sand up my nose from sticking my head way down but I have no idea what this sort of thing costs. I only know I can afford cheap. Or free. Will dry hump for design? Did I mention what a good kisser you are? Thank you for reading this far, as well as for any suggestions or referrals you can give me. Me me me memememememeeeeeeeeee. Happy Hump Day, mes petites.