Friday, April 17, 2009

5 Things I am Not Going to Do This Weekend, and One Thing That I Will

I am not going to get a face-lift this weekend. In related news, I am also not going to consult Dr. Brian S. Glatt on any medical issues because WTF Rupert Everett?

I am not going to play with duct tape.

I am not going to buy this book for Bryan because we got in a fight last night.

I am not going to worry about Dutch Elm Disease. Or Jehovah's Witnesses.

I am not going to do Chad.

One Thing I Am Going to Do This Weekend: go to the beach. Make that: slather myself in sunscreen and then go to said beach.

Happy happy, friends.
xo,
Susannah and the Petunia Faced Girl (but not Bryan because he really pissed me off last night)

23 comments:

Aartee said...

lol that sign off and the book really cracked me up...I am so confused how sometimes you can be right on the mark with someone and sometimese they make you want to throw things!! I guess that's what being married is all about?

krista said...

so, only christians should avoid immorality with trees? interesting.

amber {daisy chain} said...

Are you completely sure you don't want to do Chad this weekend? I don't know...tough to resist a hairy chest and bowtie combo. xo

Vanessa said...

Girlfriend, you look gooood in a bikini! And those nails... Fierce.

Aunt_B said...

Hey there! This is my first comment here. I just want to say that I love your blog! You're little Zoey is adorable. It must be something to do with the name Zoey because my little Zoe is friggen adorable too. :)

Ok, I love how that bikini top is right around the area where a belt is typically worn. Chad sure knows how to rock a mullet and bow-tie. And, seriously, WTF happened to Rupert Everett??? I wonder if you were to bounce a quarter off of his and Kenny Roger's face, which face would it bounce higher off of?? hmmm...

JackeeG4glamorous said...

PLEEEZE! That really can't BE Rupert is it? Dang.


That's all I can say. Dang.

and I gasped in shock at the lady who's obviously had way to much sun, but not enough sandwiches!!! Get that woman a burger and a shake! and some SPF, but it may just be too late.

Where do you find your funny pictures?

moseyalong said...

Oh, Rupert Everett what have you done? That's just completely depressing.

Hope your petunia-faced girl's foot is feeling better... I'm having a giveaway today that she might like. Love to have you visit.

beachbungalow8 said...

thanks, i was totally going to the beach this weekend, without sunscreen on and without a huge penis. Now you've gone and made me think twice.

tara said...

After feeling a little down today, this totally made me laugh out loud. At least I can count on laughs from you!

Rosalie said...

Bryan's going to piss me off too if you doesn't let you go to Cambria! Wait. What do I mean by 'let'. When did he become the boss anyway? Just tell him you're going, just like he tells you he's going to Costa Rica on a moment's notice. OK!!!
R

Sarah @ BecomingSarah.com said...

Oh my gosh! This is HILARIOUS!! I love that book. It cracked me up. Then my husband wanted to see what I was laughing about and he came over and said it sounded like something he needed to read.

Psssh. MEN.

topsyturvydays said...

That can't be Rupert. I wonder what he looks like in motion? Probably just the same.

Petunia Face said...

Doesn't that AFTER photo of Rupert look like a bad wax figure of Kevin Klein? Who I actually really like and feel bad saying that, but really--the BEFORE and AFTER looks like two totally different people!

alissa said...

haha chads pretty hot. that woman on the beach - strangely cute, like i love that her hair and nails are perfectly done. also an advertisement for sunscreen...

SGM said...

OMG, that bandeau top looks like it's a BELT.

I really truly thought the "new" Rupert was Corey Feldman.

I'm still chuckling at your April 1 photo. :)

s. said...

No way, no how is that Rupert Everett. They're going to post a retraction soon, apologizing for printing a photo that is not in fact our dear Rupert. It can't be. I refuse to believe.

Maggie May said...

holy funniness

Baking With Plath said...

Oh man, that last part cracked me up big time.

Kendra plus 2 said...

I'm pretty sure Chad is my neighbor, are you sure you don't want me to give him your digits?

Kwana said...

That is a very good list. Very good. Rupert makes me so sad.

Reluctant Housewife said...

Wow. There's some scary pictures in this post.

Chad?

Red bowtie?

Why? WHY?

Funny stuff. Fun to read.

kathleen said...

Is that seriously Rupert Everett??? What the?

regardez moi said...

oh, how i've missed you. or, well, reading your blog that is. here i am, back to reading. can't wait to catch up on what i missed!

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