The lovely Paige over at I Heart You asked me a few questions on her blog today and I almost forgot to tell you to go check it out. Which makes me sound like an asshole. Or am I a bigger asshole for directing you to more about moi? Or is the assholery inherent in the fact that even though this photo has nothing to do with this post I cannot help but include it, my second fart reference of the day?
Whatever. People, I'm unemployed, bored and broke. My husband has hired three guys to re-shingle our house to prepare it to put on the market this spring--the problem is that these guys are also friends of ours so I care what they think. For the past three weeks I've been sitting at the computer pretending I am incredibly busy. When I get up to go pee I make sure I walk loud enough so they know I am not just sitting on my ass all day. Oh no, boys! I walk to the bathroom every two hours! Pro-duc-tiviteee! On the off-chance that they are shingling around a window and see me inside I duck so they do not know that really I spend all day blogging and checking status updates on Facebook. So yeah, go see what I have to say over at Paige's blog. As if this isn't enough.