Thursday, March 13, 2008

Late Breaking News!

Are you there God? It's me, Susannah. I already have boobs so I'm not praying to ask you for those. Or my period either because yes, I've got that, right this minute as a matter of fact and it's a real son-of-a-bitch, if you'll pardon my French. God, I'm here to ask you to please oh please make this not a rumor. Please tell me that the CW network is really truly honest-to-You going to make a contemporary spin-off of Beverly Hills, 90210 as reported in the aptly named Hollywood Reporter. Perhaps I should have included this in my post below regarding things to be ashamed of, but God, I have missed me some Peach Pit. I would even take some PPAD if that's all you're willing to give although we all know that joint jumped the shark once Nat had his heart attack. But really all I want is to see David Silver dance again. To go to a convenience store with an egg to get the location of the rave.
Oh God, I have to admit: I'm a little worried about this spin-off. Apparently Darren Starr is not involved with the project and we all know what happened with Saved by the Bell: The College Years. God, please make sure we find out whatever happened to Brenda, if maybe she still lives in London, if her acting career ever took off like I thought it would.
And God, if it's not too much to ask, as long as we're on the subject of resurrection and twins, could you maybe see if there's anything you can do about bringing back Double Trouble? Particularly the episodes set in New York when Allison and Kate lived with their aunt played by Barbara Barrie because those really were better. What I wouldn't give to see a well-placed side ponytail again.

Thank you, God. You da' man. Amen.