Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Shoot Me Now

I'm watching The View.
Next up: Maury Povich.
I'm sick at home today. Snot-nosed, phlegmy, swollen and red.
Back tomorrow.
With love from the living room couch,
Susannah
UPDATE: Holy Snot Rocket! Right now I'm watching The Tyra Banks Show and good lord that girl is a blowhard! Check me out, live blogging from the sick bay but I just couldn't help myself. Tyra Banks is one self-righteous boob.

12 comments:

I *Heart* You said...

nothing makes me long for chores and laundry when i am sick like daytime television. i hate all of the usual suspects. the view, ellen, oprah – the whole annoying trifecta. perhaps it is time for a drug store run for a slew of new magazines. :)

Misplaced Country Girl said...

I can't stand to be home sick and it's all because of daytime TV. I would rather go to work and die at my desk.

Feel better soon!

Courtney said...

wonder how many paternity tests Maury will reveal for you today.

hoping you feel better!

Megan said...

feel better soon! Maybe you can watch some On Demand shows instead, that's what I would do.

Aartee said...

Feel Better soon!

Jennifer said...

Every single time I watched that show, I wanted to throw my shoe at Elisabeth.

Kwana said...

I live for Hot Topics and wanting to throw my shoe at Elizabeth then the TV goes off. Feel better.

Patois said...

It could be worse, right? Jerry Springer? Judge Judy?

coco+kelley said...

i'm pretty sure that tyra could be legally insane. or clinically insane. or whatever term it is. all i know is that that bizzo is CUH-RA-ZEEE!

get better soon! (and turn off that trash!) ;)

Robin said...

feel better soon!

amber {daisy chain} said...

sick days always make me realize there REALLY bad things on TV during the daytime. and the commercials are almost as bad. hope you feel better!!

MIMILEE said...

Elisabeth is the ONLY reason I continue to watch the VIEW! Those others are too liberal for my taste for sure! But that is why we live in a Democracy and have different VIEWS!!! YEA AMERICA!!

Hope you are feeling much better!